At least the last depiction of the bad day wasn't sporting blonde hair...I am redeemed at last that its not just my fair-haired sisters who are twits!
I won't comment on the cop stuck in the wet cement being female because to do so would point out that 2 of the 4 examples given directly indicate women.
Nawh, I wouldn't wanna be pointing that out and calling attention to the fact.
Just teasin' gunboat, these were great and I'm not even ashamed at laughing at the misfortune of others