Meemur
Voice on the Prairie / FJB!
I am - one of my (several) addictions.
You're right; properly packaged/vac sealed beans last a long time & if in doubt about equipment, boiling water and a french press or drip/percolator is pretty well fool proof.
I've got a small and medium sized camping percolator that's fine on the camp stove or the grill. Walmart has been carrying them lately.