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* Winter is Coming *
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man, was
drafted by the Army.

On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
 
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