Chapter 73 (part 1)
“You really Henry Thibodaux’s niece?” asked a guy calling himself Amos Seaux.
“You sure you have any business asking?” I asked while wondering why he wanted to know, but I thought I figured it out with a little time in his company. From the way Captain Dunkirk moved his catch, not choosing the route until the last minute, it meant that an insider was giving him away to the local crapheads. These same crapheads may or may not have been the same ones that Uncle Henley had run afoul of. And this guy just raised my hackles a bit. There was no reason for him to know who I was, or care.
“Jus’ trying to be friendly,” he leered after another attempt at conversation.
I told him, “Don’t try so hard. It’s a waste of time. Better off doing your job.” When he tried yet again, I added, “And leaving me alone to do mine.”
He didn’t like that I didn’t fall for his charming self, but I have to say … Ick. I know I was a bit on the rough side of looks and odor but honest to pete that guy was dirty and smelled way worse than a man on the make should. I mean so I’m no beauty queen, but I’m worth more than what he was offering. And he had sores he picked at near the corner of his mouth and nose that looked like impetigo but was more likely a result of being a user. If he wasn’t a user right then, he had been in the not too distant past, or he’d just picked up the habit recently. Either or it didn’t matter. He was just gross in my book.
I admit that I was stressed out and trying not to show it. I could have been more circumspect and kept my thoughts to myself rather than irritating him. Thing was I was considering whether I had bit off more than I could chew and ol’ Amos was only making my heebies worse.
Found out at the last second that we weren’t talking local waterways with the job, but I’d climbed in the back of a pickup truck anyway and been driven to the Atchafalaya River. I texted Em and told him I might be out of pocket for around 24 hours and not to flip his wig. I had a job I was doing for honest money that was gonna fill that hole in my budget that was fast approaching; and that I’d check in as soon as I could but it was likely I wouldn’t have any signal for a while. Since it was Saturday night and into Sunday which was my day off, I didn’t worry too much since it wasn’t unusual and I hope I hadn’t overplayed my hand by making anything of it. I just felt … I owed him. Maybe things aren’t going the way we’d been talking around – Lord knows I don’t want to be some man’s cause or burden of any sort – but I still respect Em and if possible want to stay friends.
At the end of the truck ride I picked up the Atchafalaya River at this place called the Frenchman’s Wilderness Campground. A lot spiffier looking than most of the campsites that I’d used as a Scout. Or should I say that it used to be a lot spiffier looking and I could see the bones of what it once had been before the war took its toll. It was now commandeered for the use of refugees from evacuated areas. As a result of everyone looking road hard and hung up wet, I didn’t look out of place. Soon enough I was on the water and moving north on a flat-bottomed boat that nearly looked like a houseboat. Apparently it was a “necessity being the mother of invention” kind of a thing. The “house” part held a refrigeration system that kept the seafood from spoiling. Unfortunately for my peace of mind, it didn’t leave a lot of room for guards and it made the thing dang slow and more like a floating box which made it feel unstable … and therefore unsafe … at least to me.
The crew normally ran with two but the other one had been scuttled during the previous run/attack. And I’d heard the sailors/fishermen … the real ones … cussing ever so often about how low we were sitting in the river and the risk of running up on snags and other such dangers. There was even a man at the front of the boat taking the water’s depth and calling a quiet “mark twain” a few times. Mark Twain isn’t just the pseudonym of Samuel Clemons, it is a water depth mark meaning two fathoms or twelve feet; supposedly the lowest depth for safe water travel. Every time mark twain was called I could feel the boat shuddering as it corrected course. Ugh. I like canoeing, kayaking, swimming, and just about all water sports though I haven’t exactly had time to participate recently. For all that I’m pretty certain I’m not a sailor the way those men are.
It was two in the morning and the middle of a shift change for the boat crew when I noticed Amos … or whatever his name was … fiddling with something in his pocket. He made an unnecessary comment about going to use the head and when what he pulled out of his pants wasn’t what I was worried he was going to, I tapped the rail and got Capt. Dunkirk’s attention who had been leaving the area reserved for … bodily functions … and pointed back the way he’d come. He’s eyes widened and I knew it was act or we’d be in trouble. Like I said, there wasn’t a whole lot of room to maneuver but there was enough. I leapt the railing and put a boot to ol’ Amos’ backside before he could activate the mini glow stick. Glow stick fell to the deck and Amos’ went overboard and then under the boat as it passed over him. He wasn’t wearing a life vest and as far as any could tell, never came back up to the surface.
There wasn’t time to hypothesize what happened because we knew whoever he’d been going to signal was ahead of us and lying in wait. We were already running without lights – requirements of wartime and all that – but the First Mate made sure that any and all potential reflections were doused including what he called my “pasty white girl face.” I’m darkly tanned from all of my outdoor work but not nearly as much as the men around me. The only other woman was a Creole lady that was ship’s cook and wife of the First Mate and needless to say they’d have a hard time finding her without a direct spotlight and even then she was all shadow. For all I never heard her utter a word she was on par with Momma L’s scary so I was giving her a wide berth. Gawd but it took hours to get all the marine graphite lube off my face and ears, not to mention where the stuff got into my hair as well from the tube she’d tossed her husband. To me it looked like a bad two-tone camo paint job except it was mostly one-tone all over. Yuck. Believe it or not the First Mate snickered like he found it funny. Me not so much.
It probably seems like I had all the time in the world and was screwing around but the opposite is the case, it just seemed that time had slowed down. We had dumped from the narrow part of the river into the much wider part and had just passed the national wildlife refuge boundary when they hit us.
Silent and deadly they probably meant to be, but they’d lost their stealth, shock, and awe and with the surprise on our side this time, they were not the success they’d meant to be. I’m not saying we didn’t take some hits – as you can tell from my writing my arm isn’t in great shape – but they weren’t the kraken, not even close.
It was a weird and silent battle. And pitch black. I nearly went over twice but managed to avoid it, with one of those times costing me the arm damage. I’d like to say we won the day, tied up the enemy, and turned them over to local law enforcement. Uh … no. We won, stripped then weighted the bodies down and dumped them overboard, then scoured their boats, took what was valuable, and then tied the three boats to shore in a different location, making sure to disable them before getting on up the river as quickly as possible. That was battle one. Believe it or not, that didn’t even take an hour of the night away from us. There were two other skirmishes with the same results and even less lost time. I’d wised up after the first one and any hesitation to do what was necessary was long gone by the time we put in at this place called Legonier and offloaded the cargo to a refrigerator train car that would take the catch to its final destination. The night wasn’t over however.
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“And your name is?”
“Ava Thibodeaux.”
“ID?”
I handed him mine keeping a sharp eye on it in case it was gonna get confiscated. The guy in front of me suddenly muttered, “Holy hell.”
The boss man – obviously looking and having more authority than the guy in front of me – snapped, “Another one?”
“Uh, no Sir. She’s telling the truth. Both age and name are correct and in the system.”
There was surprise all the way around and I gave them all the squinty eye. “And that’s a problem why?”
Boss man answered, “Because young lady most people of ill repute have the sense to use a fake ID.”
Unsure if I was being insulted or not I said, “Well, I’m not of ill repute. I was working a job.”
“Why?”
“Huh?”
“Why?”
“’Cause I like to eat and pay my bills on time.”
The young guy’s mouth fell open and he just continued to stare. I was getting a strange feeling and edged away a little while still looking him over.
The boss man asked, “What are you looking at?”
“He’s got the face of a man whose brains are leaking out. Things tend to get messy around people like that.” The young guy’s mouth snaped shut so fast his teeth made a loud clack in the suddenly silent room.
For whatever reason the boss man found it amusing and told me to sit down and answer a few questions. I expected to have to do some fast and fancy verbal dancing but … nothing.
“Jolene spoke well of you. Unusual for your age and gender. She’s not fond of potential messes.”
“Jolene?”
“Dunkirk’s cook.”
“Oh. Her.” At his quirked eyebrow I explained, “I know when to mind my p’s and q’s and she reminds me of an Auntie that is quick with a broom and pan … and rolling pin when it suits her mood.”
“Just so.” To another guy he said, “Jefferson? Papers.”
The papers were for me to sign basically attesting to the Captain’s report of three repelled “contacts” with river pirates. No mention of any other details but there must have been something as the next paper I signed was for a boat finder’s fee. I didn’t even open my mouth but my brain was whirling.
The boss man chuckled, “You’re learning. Just so you know, this gets reported to the government. You’ll receive a 1099-misc at your last known address but if you’ve moved you are still required to report it on your taxes.”
“Yes Sir. Is there a receipt I can keep just in case?”
I got another amused look out of him but apparently it was a good question and he explained that I’d need to deposit the check in a bank as it was on US currency and not State scrip. It would take two weeks to clear but then it would be available to withdraw per local amount restrictions. I nearly dropped my teeth when I saw the amount. Nine hundred bucks … in US currency. Holey crap. I was hoping I didn’t get robbed just leaving this office.
“Er … can I deposit it around here?” I gave him the name of my bank and he nodded.
“If you prefer we can direct deposit it from this office. It will tack a couple of days onto getting the amount cleared for withdrawal.”
“Fine with me. It’s going into savings anyway. I’ve paid this month’s rent, this will go for next month’s bills.”
Easy peezy lemon squeezy and there wouldn’t be any awkward questions and unnecessary gossip in town. I’d heard a rumor that Lorelei Edgar worked in my bank branch part time when the lawyers’ office she worked at had cut her down to two days a week. When my tinfoil hat was getting too tight I wondered if she was looking through people’s records for information to give to her brother. When I was tired of conspiracy theories I’d realize she was a receptionist and didn’t have privileges to look at customer accounts. The problem is I knew there were ways around not having privileges and my tinfoil would start getting tight all over again.
I wasn’t the only one that got the special treatment by the boss man. I later found out it was par for the course for any new crew members. The others that had been through it either thought it a joke or right of passage. I thought it sucked because I had briefly been truly worried.
While I waited everyone else out, I found out there was a tavern sort of thing and most everyone had gone there to grab a bite to eat. Lovely, but not something I’d come prepared to pay for. I was sitting on the porch, chewing some cheap gum I’d had in my pocket to try and forget how hungry I was. There was a crooked swinging sign that for some reason slowly began to irritate me more and more. I asked the guy sweeping the area, “Why y’all let that thing swing like that? It’s gonna fall and hit someone.”
“Been fixed. Keeps coming undone. Now we just let it hang.”
I don’t know, the more that stupid thing hung that way the crankier I felt. Finally I’d had it. I climbed the post nearest the sign and then onto the porch roof to get a look at why it wouldn’t stay fixed. Sure enough the hole the eyebolt fit in was bigger than the nut that screwed onto the eyebolt. “Stupid,” I grumbled. Well since they didn’t give a crap they were unlikely to care if I jury-rigged a temporary fix. I took off the nut, rethreaded the eyebolt through the hole, and after taking a few last pops up my gum, donated it to the service of dealing with my cranky behind by packing it into and around the hole’s opening. I gave it a sec to set and then put the nut back on. Bingo. Was holding like a charm and my cranky behind was feeling less OCD.
It wasn’t until I had shimmied down the pole that I noticed that I’d drawn a crowd. One person in particular was a big round woman that had been a lot rounder at some time in the past. However, her belly still shook when she laughed. She shook her head and said, “Come on. It’ll be scraps but you’ll eat or I’ll know why.”
I was not refusing. I was still licking my fingers of the syrup that I’d poured on my chicken and waffle sandwich while Captain Dunkirk was counting heads as we reboarded so the crew could get back down the river and catch the tide as it went out through the Delta.
It was then I was surprised (one of too many on this particular job) that we’d be making a stop on the way back at this place called Krotz Springs to pick up a load of supplies that they would trade in Henderson Levee which was just east of Breaux Bridge. I was thinking that the 24 hours I’d told Em might not come true and I was worried of missing the start of my Monday workday.
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