Nov 26 - Day 75: A day in Granada
Woke up and took our vouchers down to the buffet breakfast. Plenty of gluten-free options for Lev and Benny. Sadie found her churros and chocolate … the girl doesn’t seem to ever get zits from it … but I wasn’t feeling the love for food. I didn’t really sleep well. I didn’t toss and turn but I dreamed all night, a sure sign that the hamster is not wanting to cooperate. Too much uncertainty I guess after having the itinerary all lined up and spelled out for me for so long. Every assignment has been like that, or at least it has been done like that in sections and well be before one leg ends and another begins I’ve gotten then next section of itinerary to review and plan with. I hope Tommi can give me more sooner rather than later. Something would be better than the nearly nothing I have at the moment beyond a destination. All that to say I stuck with fruit and a little Iberian ham as the protein.

We met up with our tour group in good time in the lobby and walked to our first stop of the day. The Alhambra was only a ten-minute walk from the hotel. The walled enclosure of the Alhambra has four doors or gates. They are each impressive, but the awesome one is Puerta De La Justicia, the Gate of Justice. The gate was the Gate of Law in the Arab era of Granada. It was called Bib-Xarea and it was built by Yusuf I in 1348. However, the official name then was Bib-Xaria, Door of the Esplanade, for the area in front. Today the esplanade is filled with gardens and walks. Back in the day it was a military camp. Next to the gate is an artillery bastion. A cut stone wall descends from the wall. Before the wall a renaissance stone pillar is dedicated to Charles V. In the center of the esplanade is a pillar honoring Washington Irving
[1] of all people on the centenary of his passing. The interior of the Gate has three vaults. The inner Gate is still decorated as it was when it was first built, with rhomboid tile patterns. Outside the gate is an altarpiece to mark the site of the first Catholic mass said after the reconquest.

The Alcazaba Fortress is proof that Muslims and mulwalladins (converts to Islam) never really got along well. Not even in the ninth century. This guy Sawwar ben Hamdun found it necessary to build a fort. Another one, Mohammed I, threw up a rampart and improved defenses and erected three towers. The towers were the Broken Tower (Torre Quebrada), the Keep (Torre del Homenaje), and the Watch Tower (Torre de la Vela). We were allowed to climb to the top of the Watch Tower. It is said that Mohammed I liked it because he could see his enemies when they were yet far away. I wouldn’t doubt it, the views are pretty spectacular. Then after the Christians reconquered the area, the Catholic Monarchs installed a huge bell in the Watch Tower called La Vela (the Sentinel). La Vela would always be rung on significant state occasions. It also rings to observe the Day of Conquest (Dia de la Toma), each January 2nd. Some poet left graffiti on the tower, “...there is nothing in this life like the grief of being blind in Granada."
On January 2nd, the anniversary of the Conquest of Granada in 1492, single women of the town race to be the first to ring the bell. Superstition dictates that the first woman to reach the bell will be married by the end of the year. The tower stands 88 feet tall, and has a solid square based of 52 by 52 feet. The tower was struck by lightning in 1880.

Another point of interest inside the Alhambra is the Palace of Charles V. There’s a bunch of fat and sassy cats hanging around it and I swear people were taking more pictures of the cats than of anything else. And cats being cats they all posed acting like it was their due. Personally I don’t mind cats, there are a lot of them in Key West, but I preferred the flower gardens to the Palace of the Holy Roman Emperor, Charles V. The palace, begun in 1527, was not completed until the 20th century. And here I thought getting some of those Cathedrals in England built took a long time.
Charles V was not only an emperor, he was a king. He was ruler of Spain and most of Southern Europe. He had palaces galore, but he wanted a summer place. Ferdinand and Isabella had taken rooms at the Alhambra. He wanted something new that was particularly his own to show his personal consequence. But get this, Charles never lived in the palace. Talk about having too much money and consequence and little to no accountability on how it got spent. Kinda gave me a disgust of the place.

Up next? The Mexuar which is the public reception hall of the Alhambra complex. People who had a bone to pick with the Sultan would climb up the hill from Albaicin, enter the Mexuar through the Gate of Arms, sit down and wait. And wait. And wait. If you left you lost your place in line and the waiting had to start all over again. The outside walls of the Mexuar Hall have been changed so many times that no one knows what they originally looked like. The changes are the result of the improvements and repairs of the Catholic Monarchs and especially the great powder magazine explosion of 1590. Yeah, that would do it. A plaster frieze on the current building has an inscription in Arabic that reads, "Everything that you own comes from God."
The Mexuar served much the same purpose for the Christian kings as it had for the Sultan. At the rear of the hall is a room used by the king for council meetings and for granting audiences. If the king was absent, the Cadi (judge) would meet with petitioners in the hall next door. There is also the Mirhab, a small mosque. Visitors are not allowed to enter the Mirhab. But if the door is just a little bit ajar, something that is sometimes done on purpose, you can see in so long as you aren’t obvious about it or taking pictures.

The Comares Palace is thought to be the most important structure in the Alhambra. It was the residence for the king and it has rooms surrounding the Court of the Myrtles. That guy Yusuf we kept hearing about wanted his palace to amaze and awe his visitors. He did not live to see the result. Kinda says something if you are thinking about it. His son Mohammed V was responsible for finishing the exterior of the building. At the north end of the palace is the Hall of the Boat (Sala de la Barca) and the Hall of the Ambassadors (Sala de los Embajadores) inside the Comares Tower (Torre de Comares). The Hall of the Ambassadors gets the prize for being the most impressive room. It is pretty dark in there except for natural lighting that comes through three large windows. The central window shines on the throne. High up in the room are smaller windows illuminating a wooden ceiling depicting the seven heavens that it is said a soul must traverse to meet Allah.

The Court of the Myrtles has a central pond and it was once called Patio of the Pond or the Reservoir (Patio del Estanque o de la Alberca). Then someone planted myrtle shrubs in place and the name got changed. The pool is fed by two fountains at either end. Around the pool are galleries and porticoes. The Court is 140 feet long by 74 feet wide. From this court it is possible to see the Comares Tower above the roof, which gets reflected in the pool. There is a bit of philosophy attached to this set up. The all-powerful Sultan could admire his tower above, but its reflection in the ripples of the pool would remind him of the transitory nature of earthly glory.

Next came the structure called the Court of the Lions. The theme of the court is based on early Islamic gardening. It is divided into four sections, representing the quarters of the world. Each quarter is irrigated by one of the four rivers of Paradise. The courtyard is imagined to be paradise itself. White marble columns form a grove in an oasis. Water, columns and gardens create paradise. On the basin of the lion fountain is a quote by a Muslim poet, "The fountain of the Sultan, which smothers with his graces all his subjects and lands, as the water wets the gardens." The Lion Fountain is a bowl-shaped basin supported by twelve lions facing outward, squirting water from their mouths. The water falls from the lions into four streams that run through channels to the sides. The arches around the courtyard are filigreed (think lace made out of concrete) that symbolize palm trees in a desert oasis. All the symbolism was making my head hurt. Why can’t decorations just be decorations? Why does there have to be a story to each and every element? And then they take the big picture and make a further symbol for that probably based on something symbolic to begin with. Oy. Ridiculous. It’s like people are trying too hard to make something mean something. The next few buildings didn’t tweak me quite as bad as the first few did.

The Church of Saint Mary was built between 1581 and 1618 over the site of the Great Mosque. It has as much artwork as other churches we’ve seen but it is just artwork though I’m sure the art aficionados of the group could dig deep and find some symbolism. I refused to do that instead just choosing to appreciate that it was art that I couldn’t create. Good enough. This church does have a “thing”. Every Easter the Virgin (a representation of the Madonna) appears is carried in a procession, on a throne depicting the arches of the Court of the Lions embossed in silver. Okay, so there is a little symbolism there.

Currently the Monastery of San Francisco is a parador, a state-owned luxury hotel usually only found in significantly historical locations. However, we weren’t there to see the parador but for the remains of the monastery. Before the Reconquista, the monastery was the site of a Moorish palace with its own prayer room. Isabella, Queen of Castile had her eye on it. She promised she would build a shrine as soon as they took over the Alhambra. She kept her promise. And when the Catholic monarchs died they were buried in the monastery chapel. It was a temporary arrangement. They were destined to rest in Isabella's Capilla Real (Royal Chapel) which was under construction. Twenty years later, they moved the bodies. In the 18th century the old building was remodeled except for the chapel where the monarchs had been buried. That part of the monastery was left intact. Today a marble plaque marks the place where Isabella and Ferdinand were temporarily interred. It sits in front of the altar of the church. The monastery was seized by the state in 1835. It was used as a tenement, and a stable. It became a ruin. Ultimately it was saved from demolition in the 20th century. Sort of. The roof of the church has collapsed and the nave is now a strange looking courtyard.
Our guide told us that we should thank Corporal Jose Garcia for saving the Alhambra in 1812. Napoleon's marshals were taking a beating from The Duke of Wellington and the French had to abandon Granada. The retreating army tried to blow up the entire fortress. Jose cut the fuses between the towers. So okay, a shout out to Jose, he saved the Alhambra. There was some destruction. The Tower of Cabo was destroyed. The Water Tower lost all but a few walls. The tower remained a wreck until 1870 when the Alhambra was declared a national monument.

The last point on the tour was the Generalife Gardens. The name "Generalife" may be taken to mean "garden of paradise". It seems it was the dream of every Islamic gardener to create paradise in a garden. I will admit these gardens were really nice but, meh, I pretty sure paradise’s are going to be better.
A promenade leads to the "Patio de la Acequia", the heart of the palace grounds. There is a line of arches on the western side. A portico on the north side is called the Mirador. The Mirador has five arches in front and three behind. Beyond the portico is the Patio de las Cipreses with a pool in the center. A series of small pools are lined with oleander and myrtle shrubs. I told Sadie, and a couple of other group members that were touching the oleander to be careful because they were poisonous. I thought it was a little weird to have poisonous plants in “paradise” but whatever. The Upper Gardens area were formerly olive groves which is much more understandable for paradise. Today the former olive groves have an esplanade, and a stairway with cascading waterfalls instead of olive trees.
While walking us back to the hotel, our guide told us several legends about the Alhambra and the Generalife. One of the more “risky” ones concerned a Sultana and her lover, a knight of the opposition. Think a modified version of Romeo and Juliet. The sultana and the knight would rendezvoused beneath the branches of a great cypress, which is still alive today. They were found and the Sultan ordered all the men of that family to be killed. The great Cypress, which is now called Cipres de la Sultana is waiting for them to return. Some of the other women sighed about the romance. War and death are not
romantic, even if it is in a garden setting. I much prefer Lev’s honest comraderie and shoulder bumps to all that heaving and sighing I see in the movies and was forced to read in Shakespeare.
I suppose towards the end of my description of this tour I sound a little sour. I wasn’t, I guess I just kinda of got fed up. Symbolism, romance that isn’t romance (probably was just lust to be honest), and crowds of loud tourists do not make for a happy hamster. Neither did the stories I heard from our other tour group members of dealing with pickpockets. Worse? Was the constant vendors trying to get our attention to buy something. I was trying to pay attention to the tour, keep an eye on the kids, watch out for Lev who can’t really look through a camera lens and watch where he is going, and watch all of our backs at the same time. Doing it in obnoxious holiday crowds only made it more of a struggle.
I must have given good face however because my crew didn’t seem to notice anything. I will say I was happy to get away from the tour group. Unlike some of the other places we’ve been, the Christmas market doesn’t start in Granada until December 1st, but we could see where they were already setting up as well as putting up some decorations. It was a bit messy and Lev had to shoot around the construction.
It was still a while until dinner – we were scheduled for another flamenco dinner show, this one in the hotel – so I was looking for something to feed the thundering herd so no one would get the hangries (*cough* Benny *cough*) when I spotted a outdoor market that ran down the side of this narrow side street. Lev saw me looking and encouraged me to go for it, he’d keep the kids in the nearby green space. For some reason I love haggling. I had to develop the skill to keep us fed and clothed back in Key West and it really became necessary after we moved to the River House and the economy got so rough. I usually like to barter sweat equity for something I’m after but sometimes people only want cash so I start haggling. To be successful at it you need to respect the person you’re haggling with, or at the very least act respectfully.
By the time I returned to Lev and the kids with the booty, I’d spent less than half what I’d been willing to and had plenty to feed the bottomless pits (and Sadie and I) with some leftover for the train ride tomorrow in case the “box breakfast” listed on the itinerary sucks.
To start with I got some of the biggest dang pomegranates I’ve ever seen. Wow. And compared to what I would have had to pay for them – had I even been willing – back in the States, they were a steal. There were also cherimoyas (they look funky but have a state like a pineapple-mango-strawberry milkshake. No, I’m not kidding. They’ll grow around Miami in South Florida but they aren’t many of them, usually they come in as imports. Kiwis and oranges rounded out the fruit. I also had fruit smoothies for each of us. For protein I got a large cone of mixed cured meats and some thin slivers of different kinds of cheeses. Once an older lady figured out what I was doing she told me to go see her son, that he had skewers of seasoned meat fresh off his grill. I glanced around and a couple of other people there nodded in agreement encouragingly. Not only did I get the meat skewers but I also got some grilled artichoke. And another vendor called me over and I got some single serving sizes of flan for dessert. I carried it all back to my crew to find out that Sadie had sniffed out a vendor selling roasted chestnuts. We had a picnic right there and then I stuffed everything else in my backpack to get it into the hotel and up to our rooms without people noticing.
Now we are back from the flamenco show and dinner, the kids have crashed, Lev is packing up his editing equipment and we really need to get to sleep. Tomorrow is a train ride to Cordoba and then another to Madrid after that.
[1] Washington Irving - Facts, Books & Life