TheoryMan
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There are 2 lovely southern belles sitting on the front porch, chatting.
The 1st one says “See my beautiful fur coat? My Beau gave me this for Christmas. Just feel how soft it is!”
The 2nd belle says with a voice of honey, “That’s nice.”
The 1st belle says “And see this diamond ring? It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen! And my Beau gave me this for Christmas too!”
The 2nd belle say “That’s nice”
The 1st belle says “Well, what did your Charles give you for Christmas?”
The 2nd belle says “Oh, he sent me to charm school for a month.”
The 1st belle says “Charm school! What ever on earth for?!”
The 2nd belle says “Well, it used to be, when people would tell me things, I’d say ‘I don’t give a fu*k.’ Now I say, ‘That’s nice.”
The 1st one says “See my beautiful fur coat? My Beau gave me this for Christmas. Just feel how soft it is!”
The 2nd belle says with a voice of honey, “That’s nice.”
The 1st belle says “And see this diamond ring? It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen! And my Beau gave me this for Christmas too!”
The 2nd belle say “That’s nice”
The 1st belle says “Well, what did your Charles give you for Christmas?”
The 2nd belle says “Oh, he sent me to charm school for a month.”
The 1st belle says “Charm school! What ever on earth for?!”
The 2nd belle says “Well, it used to be, when people would tell me things, I’d say ‘I don’t give a fu*k.’ Now I say, ‘That’s nice.”
