Actual quotes

[Yammy]

TOOO funny!

GOD HELP AMERICA

The first three years...
can the English language survive?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush



"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future."
- George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush



"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."
- George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush




"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
- George W. Bush



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

 

[Sozo]

yup.
Seen all these before, and each time, the quote is attributed to someone different. This time it's Bush. WHATEVER!