Panic Sex Lady has an answer too indelicate to post...
this lady claims all the men are trash
That's probably is one of the reasons glenn beck got rid of her.What she doesn't say is that a lot of women are also 'trash.' Probably including her.
The weirdo in the OP piece, would definitely hate me if by some way someone like me was to take up with her.
Give her a sharp stick to poke a bear in the eye when we would go bear hunting. As a example.
THE FIRST TIMERS LUCKY HUNTING HAT |
My dear sweet husband invited me to go hunting with him this year. I couldn't believe it...the first time ever! I never thought he'd be willing to share his “guy time” with me. Being the thoughtful man that he is, he gave me an opening day present. He calls it “The First Timers Lucky Hat.” Below is a picture of me in my Lucky Hat. |
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We didn't speak of women like they do now, BUT back then men were men and not trained to be soy boys. I always found the best way to get along with the fairer sex was as it was said in another song.
"You got to treat her like a lady.
Do the best you can do."
I never want to be widowed again. I see couples who can't get along, and I wish they knew what they can lose.
Take note when you are getting fuel.
I often see couples, with the female type driving AND pumping gas...while the guy is sitting in the car f****ng around on the phone.
Saw a guy in the wallyworld parking lot with a flat. Sitting cross legged with the jack in his hand and a very confused and frustrated look.
In Stillwater, saw a chick changing a flat while a dweeb guy was standing watching. I asked him, "Why are you letting that girl change a flat...did you lose your balls?"
If you are with a woman and you find there is a long string of dirt bags in her life,
then you are just the latest
and definitely not the last
I married a widower and the pain that is felt by those left behind I cannot even to describe what I've witnessed.
It's not just here.....Cool. Sometimes I push a little too far on here.
That was the day I turned her off.I knew she was some sort of plant when she came out pro-abortion. She’s a feminist. Edited to add, she speaks out of both sides of her mouth in this article, but y’all are smart enough to get her doublespeak.
I'm still married and he's off working somewhere. It's the only way I can get through the days.
I'm a widow and still it can be painful to say that, but I know I'll be with him again.
I once heard a man say, "There are no 'bad lovers', only bad matches."Related:
Sex: You’re Not That Good At It
“Yo Son! I just blew shorty’s back out. I’m telling you, she won’t be able to walk for like a week! I tore it up! I wrecked that! I slayed it! She said it was the biggest one she ever had!” Have you ever met this guy? Are you this guy? Although the metaphors sound […]onetrackmine.com
Sex: You’re Not That Good At It
June 22, 2015
By
Crazed Afrykan
"“Yo Son! I just blew shorty’s back out. I’m telling you, she won’t be able to walk for like a week! I tore it up! I wrecked that! I slayed it! She said it was the biggest one she ever had!”
Have you ever met this guy? Are you this guy? Although the metaphors sound more like 3rd degree assaults worthy of arrest (“I hit it, I stabbed it, I dug it out, etc…”) they are common descriptors when men speak of our sexual conquests. When we regale other males with tales of tail, it is 99.9% complimentary and never unflattering. It’s amazing that very few of my friends have ever come to me and said, “She was thoroughly disappointed in my sexual existence” or “ Wow! I am really terrible at sex and I think I’m gonna stop!”
This can only mean one of 2 things;
I’m gonna go with option 2, if it’s all the same to you. The Fabricated Unchecked Council of Sexual Statistics (FUCSS) states that the amount of men who are terrible in bed often goes under reported.
- All men are awesome at sex
- All men sprinkle a little pixie dust on the retellings of their exploits
“Girl, he can’t get enough of this kitty cat. That fool went right to sleep afterward. He got knocked the f*ck out! He said it was the best he ever had!”
Ladies, have you ever met this woman? Are you this woman? So enamored with the power of your own poontang that you believe the world is your oyster based on your clam? It would be reasonable to base your confidence on men’s reactions but you see, the male reaction is fickle and fleeting.
I hate to break the news to you but us men also fall asleep after Thanksgiving dinner so you may not want to equate your proficiency to that of a well basted turkey. Also, men can be lazy and will put our willy in just about any wonka so once again, the attention you are receiving may not be attributed to your punany’s prowess. It is reported that men on average do not alert women if they are terrible in bed. This data is provided by the Statistical Ethics Council of Sexin’ (SECS)
Sex is one of those gratifying but selfless acts in which you get out what you put in (no pun intended) so if every time you put it in she asks you to get out, it may be time to ask and experiment instead of poke and pontificate.
The moral of the story is if you really want to be good in bed, get to know your partner intimately.
10 Signs You Suck At Sex
- She has so many “headaches” that unlike Arnold, it may be a tumor.
- He would rather talk about his emotions and the future of the relationship
- She does not call you the day after coitus just to say “hi”
- She fakes her orgasm before you take your clothes off
- She fakes her orgasm after you take your clothes off
- He doesn’t want a follow up appointment after the first experience
- You’re selfish
- He doesn’t want to have sex with you and you’re attractive
- He fakes his orgasm (you must really be terrible when a man fakes it)
- He just realized he’s gay but only with you"
I wonder about that. Maybe that's why I'm not getting over it.