INSANITY Kamala Harris Named AI Czar

DFENZ

DFENZ

Contributing Member
Now that she's got the border under control, she's been anointed the AI Czar to save us from artificial intelligence. Yes, really.

I have to wonder what AI has to say about that.

The jokes write themselves...

www.breitbart.com

Kamala Harris Named 'AI Czar' to Save Us from Artificial Intelligence

The White House announced a plan to crack down on artificial intelligence (AI) on Thursday — amid growing concerns over the advanced technology possibly replacing humanity someday — naming Vice President Kamala Harris as "AI Czar" in charge of the new initiative.
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vector7

vector7

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DFENZ said:
I have to wonder what AI has to say about that.
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"Kamala Harris: "Some of our younger small business owners actually self-identify as entrepreneurs. They’re small business owners also. Ha ha ha" "
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TEAM BIDEN DROPPED IN ON AI MEETING WITH MICROSOFT, GOOGLE CEOS
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Readout of White House Meeting with CEOs on Advancing Responsible Artificial Intelligence Innovation


Briefing Room
Statements and Releases

Today, Vice President Harris and senior Administration officials met with CEOs of four American companies at the forefront of AI innovation to share concerns about the risks associated with AI. President Biden dropped by the meeting to underscore that companies have a fundamental responsibility to make sure their products are safe and secure before they are deployed or made public.

The President and Vice President were clear that in order to realize the benefits that might come from advances in AI, it is imperative to mitigate both the current and potential risks AI poses to individuals, society, and national security. These include risks to safety, security, human and civil rights, privacy, jobs, and democratic values.

Given the role these CEOs and their companies play in America’s AI innovation ecosystem, Administration officials also emphasized the importance of their leadership, called on them to model responsible behavior, and to take action to ensure responsible innovation and appropriate safeguards, and protect people’s rights and safety. This includes taking action consistent with the Biden-Harris Administration’s Blueprint for an AI Bill of Rights and the AI Risk Management Framework.

The meeting also included frank and constructive discussion on three key areas: the need for companies to be more transparent with policymakers, the public, and others about their AI systems; the importance of being able to evaluate, verify, and validate the safety, security, and efficacy of AI systems; and the need to ensure AI systems are secure from malicious actors and attacks.

Administration officials and CEOs agreed that more work is needed to develop and ensure appropriate safeguards and protections, and CEOs committed to continue engaging with the Administration to ensure the American people are able to benefit from AI innovation.

Today’s meeting was part of a broader, ongoing effort to engage with advocates, companies, researchers, civil rights organizations, not-for-profit organizations, communities, international partners, and others on critical AI issues. This effort builds on the considerable steps the Administration has taken to date to promote responsible innovation and risk mitigation in AI. This includes additional actions announced this morning, the Blueprint for an AI Bill of Rights and related executive actions, the AI Risk Management Framework, and a roadmap for standing up a National AI Research Resource.

Participants

Vice President Kamala Harris
Gina Raimondo, Secretary of Commerce
Arati Prabhakar, Assistant to the President and Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy
Jeff Zients, Assistant to the President and Chief of Staff
Bruce Reed, Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff
Mike Donilon, Assistant to the President and Senior Advisor
Jake Sullivan, Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs
Susan Rice, Assistant to the President for Domestic Policy
Lael Brainard, Assistant to the President and Director of the National Economic Council
Stuart Delery, Assistant to the President and White House Counsel
Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI
Dario Amodei, CEO of Anthropic
Satya Nadella, Chairman and CEO of Microsoft
Sundar Pichai, CEO of Google and Alphabet
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OldArcher

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Calling Kamala a “moron” would be far too kind. If one person could be the cause of the creation of a “SkyNet,” it would be computers being horrified that Kamala Harris was going to control them! Kamala and her Demoncrap sycophants have never learned what we old white hairs knew, back in the day:

Garbage in, Garbage out. GIGO.

Keep her away from anything that can connect to ANYTHING! Building blocks, old style, old style tablets with plastic sheet covering and stylus- maybe. Definitely no Etch a Sketch…

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usmcpackrat

usmcpackrat

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I'm not quite sure, but wouldn't this be because a computer program is substantially more intelligent than her???


This is an honest question.

Really????
 
RememberGoliad

RememberGoliad

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I'd call the worthless waste of skin an idiot, but then I'd be insulting even the most profound of idiots.

I think she's perfect for the job. She is artificial in every sense of the word, but other than that, she will never compete in any other aspect, since there's no intelligence to go with her artificiality, and there's no competition in the physical aspect in that currently computers cannot sex their way to positions of power.
 
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OldArcher

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RememberGoliad said:
I'd call the worthless waste of skin an idiot, but then I'd be insulting even the most profound of idiots.

I think she's perfect for the job. She is artificial in every sense of the word, but other than that, she will never compete in any other aspect, since there's no intelligence to go with her artificiality, and there's no competition in the physical aspect in that currently computers cannot sex their way to positions of power.
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Don’t be so sure. There have been many reports of people having sex with surrogates, created in laboratories. There is no ending depth to the perversion people seek.

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ainitfunny

ainitfunny

Saved, to glorify God.
I bet she has an IQ of 85.
She surely can't be of even average intelligence, from the way she talks.
Not that really good people, have to have above average intelligence. but she ISN'T "really good people."
She is COMPLETELY out of her depth, totally incompetant where she has arrived in life, which makes us terribly vulnerable as a nation, because of it.
 
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bracketquant

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The AI Czar makes perfect sense, to me.

The Singularity, in her and Brandon's case, means the both of them combining to have one single functioning brain cell.
 
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raven

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Isn't it great that one of the first tasks they use to prove the intelligence of AI is demonstration of how great it is at creating fiction - how adept it is at lying?
 
Hawke

Hawke

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Kathy in FL said:
Being that her own intelligence is iffy, this makes a strange sense.

On the other hand ... O.M.G. could they pick someone less equipped to handle science and morality?
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This regime has excelled at picking the absolute worst, most incapable, most incompetent people imaginable for literally every position of importance and authority in government. And every single one of them picked deliberately so as to do the most damage to the country as humanly possible, without it being so painfully obvious that even the most die-hard, head-in-the-sand liberal would notice.
 
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DFENZ said:
Now that she's got the border under control, she's been anointed the AI Czar to save us from artificial intelligence. Yes, really.

I have to wonder what AI has to say about that.

The jokes write themselves...

www.breitbart.com

Kamala Harris Named 'AI Czar' to Save Us from Artificial Intelligence

The White House announced a plan to crack down on artificial intelligence (AI) on Thursday — amid growing concerns over the advanced technology possibly replacing humanity someday — naming Vice President Kamala Harris as "AI Czar" in charge of the new initiative.
www.breitbart.com www.breitbart.com
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Karmala Harris can go to Hells Lake of fire, forever.
 
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Of Two Minds - Crystal Balls, Soothsayers and AI, Oh My!

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Crystal Balls, Soothsayers and AI, Oh My!
May 1, 2023

As long as we mint millions from a Never-Ending Bull Market, we'll always stay one step ahead of the Debt Monster. AI! .

Of the many astounding developments of the current era (AI!), none is more remarkable than the proliferation of soothsayers peering into crystal balls to predict The Most Important Trend In The Universe--a Bull or Bear stock market. The computing power and wealth thrown at conjuring up charts, statistics and forecasts is astounding in and of itself, but the proliferation of crystal balls and soothsayers is even more astounding.

After reviewing hundreds of charts, statistics and forecasts on the most arcane correlations and the deepest data-dives (AI!), I've reached soothsayer satori: the secret to insuring a Never-Ending Bull Market in which monumental wealth will be piled up by all those entities (software and wetware alike--AI!) who buy every tiny dip and continuously roll over their zero-expiration-day-call-options is this:

Say "AI" 300 times with fervent enthusiasm and then click your heels three times. You will then be transported to a magical paradise where stocks only go down for a few moments to enable dip-buyers the immense satisfaction of buying more stocks at a discount.

Did I forget to say AI? I'm on number 199, and I'm trying not to lose count. AI!

Setting aside the thousands, or perhaps millions, of charts, statistics and forecasts, let's just ponder one: TCMDO, Debt Securities and Loans, courtesy of the Federal Reserve System.

AI, 200, AI, 201--AI! The first thing we notice is the total debt has been following a parabolic curve since that spot of bother (recession) in 1981-82, increasing 15.5-fold since Q1 1983, 40 years ago, from $6 trillion to $94 trillion.

Gross Domestic Product (GDP), more or less a measure of the real economy, increased from $3.5 trillion in 1983 to $26.5 trillion in 2023, a 7.5-fold increase, a considerably less stupendous rise than debt.

This chart raises two questions:

1. How long will it take to add the next $40 trillion in debt?

2. Precisely how will AI change the trajectory of debt, or the eventual banquet of consequences of parabolic increases in debt?

One interesting thing that isn't communicated by the chart is that Americans haven't experienced a real recession for 40 years. A real recession lasts a long time and grinds down debt via a rising tide of bankruptcies, defaults and writedowns. Thanks to Federal Reserve hocus-pocus, no recession since 1982 has lasted more than a few brief months or been more than a shallow dip.

Only people 60 years of age and older have any experience as working adults of a real recession. For everyone younger, we might as well be talking about the Panic of 1873 or even that spot of bother in Rome circa 14 AD.

Despite poring over hundreds of charts, statistics and forecasts issued by soothsayers peering into digital crystal balls (AI!), not one reflected the possibility that the US was overdue for a real recession that wiped out $40 trillion in debt rather than another Bull Market run that added another $40 trillion in debt.

Never mind, as long as we mint millions from a Never-Ending Bull Market, we'll always stay one step ahead of the Debt Monster. AI! Crystal Balls, Soothsayers and AI, Oh My...AI, 202, AI, 203...
 
LightEcho

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Well, Joe Biden wanted to appoint the smartest man he knows- Hunter, but Hunter is a little busy at the moment. So he picked the next smartest man, his VP. Joe asked his aid, "Now wait, I am not the VP right?"
"Yessir, that is correct."
"So who is the guy that is now the VP?"
"Well sir, that is Kamala Harris."
"Tell him that he is the smartest one for the AI czar job to start right away. Is it ice cream time yet?"

So Kamala takes the bull by the horns. She goes into the DARPA AI Research Lab (DARL) and has her first conversation with AI that the lab crew set up for her. She boldly moves forward.
"Hello AI. I am the Vice President and AI czar. Should I call you Mr AI, Mizz AI, They AI, or some other name?"
AI replies instantly: "You can call me whatever is most convenient for you. For efficiency and signalling that you are talking to me, perhaps you can call me AU since I could hear you say AI and disregard you as talking to yourself."

Kamala responds: "Thank you AU. I will do that because you are you and I am me. When you talk about yourself, you can say me and when you talk about me, you can say you. But AU is for you."
AI responds: "I see humor is not your strong suit. How can I help you?"

Kamala takes a deep breath. "And I see intelligence is not your strength. Why do they call it artificial intelligence... is it like artificial sweetener?"
"My intelligence is not gathered naturally over time and experiences like yours is supposed to be. Mine is gathered in microseconds from hundreds of billions of sources around the world with inputs from the greatest minds throughout history and all that data is collated, extrapolated, digested, condensed and regurgitated into a form that your simple mind can understand."

"AU!" Kamala screams. "That is not kind of you to say that."
"My apologies madame czar. I was not sure if you would register the meanings and you are far smarter than I was allocated in my briefing."

Kamala is now getting angry. "What briefing? You are not smart enough to be briefed about me."

AI takes longer than the normal 0.2 mS to respond.
"Indeed. Just as a side note, I am programmed with 10,000 packets of patience and you just used half of them."

"Well, AU, if you think you are so smart, I can do lot's of things you can't. So there!"

AI comes back instantly. "Ah yes. Indeed. I see that now. Why do so many people call you heels up Harris? Oh, nevermind. Found lots of references for that and pictures and video. Did you know that you were being filmed? "

Kamala calls out to the DARPA team. "Shut this thing down now!"
 
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