OUCH!!It backs up into the kidneys and will damage them for life. Chinese eunuchs were tied off for over a week until the bleeding stopped, and they never had good kidney function after that.
Chomp chomp.Where’s Kamala when you need her. I bet she could clear that right up …
I'm trying to decide which one was dumber--the guy or the gal.
Silver lining: At least they won't be able to reproduce for awhile. At least not as a couple . . .
The article always used the term 'partner' throughout. I rather suspect his playmate was not female.I didn't make the assumption that the partner was female. It being 2022 and all. I don't need to know, either.
Did a hard act follow, as desired?Uggghhh...
That is a hard act to follow.....
We’re assuming there was a woman involved…I'm trying to decide which one was dumber--the guy or the gal.
Silver lining: At least they won't be able to reproduce for awhile. At least not as a couple . . .
One what?I still don't know what one is.
One what?
I got that impression too, two guys.I‘m guessing there was no “gal” involved.
The good news is the disaster is done to one's self.First Nyquil Chicken and now this. The world is increasingly disastrous.
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Where’s Kamala when you need her. I bet she could clear that right up …
Medics were forced to perform a perineal urethrostomy, where a new opening is made between the scrotum and the anus, to remove the remaining fragments.
I dunno, but a paragraph break would be nice.New puzzle. How many Gs are there in this post?
It's a metal (AFAIK, having no personal experience) ring designed to fit tightly at the base of the erect pens, to prevent blood from being able to flow out, so preserving the election longer than might otherwise be possible. They've been used for (at least) hundreds of years...Oops. I dropped the quote. It's the thing that Cyberiot was talking about. C%$^ ring.
Since the can doesn't come with the straw attached I'll concur.So why didn't the "partner" take the straw off the can BEFORE she/he/it inserted it? I think the PLAN was to spray the foam inside him. How dumb! I'm a stupid Prairie Dog and even I know the stuff gets hard and won't come out easily.....
Medics do not do surgery.....
If you go to the link and read the story it tells who did the surgery!This is The Daily Mail. They use different words there. Pretty sure their use of the term refers to doctors/surgeons.
What would make you think that Duck Duck Go cannot be a CIA, or other alphabet soup, agency?
ROFL!
Yep!Since the can doesn't come with the straw attached I'll concur.
Yeah. Ha ha.This BEATS that Gorilla Glue (in hair) Girl a while ago.
OKIs there a thread title for Darwin Award Canidate?
If not....maybe there should be.......
Or maybe the board can help me choose....
WARNING....NSFW.....OR SENSITIVE EYES....or COMMON SENSE......
Impotent man, 45, may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally deployed expanding foam INSIDE his urethra in bizarre attempt to keep him erect during sex
Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside him
WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT: Urologists who detailed the incident in Urology Case Reports said the man waited three weeks to seek medical attention.www.dailymail.co.uk
An American man may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra in a sex act gone wrong.
The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.
The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.
But things went horribly wrong during one of these sessions when the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of insulation spray to keep him firm.
At some point the man's unidentified partner accidently hit the button on top of the can, deploying the foam inside of his penis.
The foam, normally used for home insulation, hardened and he was left with several masses in the inside of his member and bladder.
Medics were forced to perform a perineal urethrostomy, where a new opening is made between the scrotum and the anus, to remove the remaining fragments.
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