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ShadowMan

ShadowMan

Designated Grumpy Old Fart
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Now that would freak you out if you drove up and saw that without a clue!
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MinnesotaSmith

MinnesotaSmith

Membership Revoked
I have no words.

Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets

The headline tells the story. I don't know where to go from there. I guess this would help to explain just who, what, why, when and how of this
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Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets

"The headline tells the story. I don’t know where to go from there.

I guess this would help to explain just who, what, why, when and how of this cartoon-like catastrophe.

A man in Taiwan was playing video games in just his Speedo and decided to make some Ramen noodles. A box of bottle rockets was a little too close to the open flames on the stove and started to fire. The rockets were aimed right at the dude’s crotch.

Let’s go right to the scene as it unfolds:

“It was these sounds that alerted neighbors to call the fire department. When the emergency workers opened the door to Mr. Ye’s room they could vaguely see him through a cloud of smoke, wearing a Speedo, on all fours, legs spread, and yelling ‘Owwwww!!!'”
Mr. Ye later described his ordeal to the media saying all the fireworks seemed to fly as if they somehow intended to hit him in his banana hammock. His only defense was to flail his feet wildly in a desperate attempt to block one or two.”
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The man was treated and released from hospital with only minor bruises and burns to his crotch. The ramen was ruined."
 
Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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I found the chihuahua story. It’s legit


Angry Chihuahuas Attack Officer

DECEMBER 30, 2005 / 12:36 PM / AP

A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home following a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective Bill Veteran.

The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident, Veteran said.


The officer was treated at a local hospital and returned to work less than two hours later, Veteran said.

It was the third time this month a Fremont officer was bitten by a dog while on duty. Neither of the other officers were seriously injured.

And it was the second bizarre incident in as many hours for the Fremont Police Department.

Two hours earlier, a homeowner in Niles reported that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.

The woman said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer. The intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of "erotic Indian art," Veteran said.

Nothing was reported stolen, and neither the woman nor her nine-year-old daughter was hurt, he said.

Fremont is about 35 miles southwest of San Francisco.

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Angry Chihuahuas Attack Officer

Pack Bites Policeman As He Escorted Teen Home After Traffic Stop
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