PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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So is he.
ShadowMan
Designated Grumpy Old Fart
Ku Commando
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Ku Commando
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Lone_Hawk
Resident Spook
And boys reading this is how women developed Rule #1.
Rule #1 states: "You have to go to sleep sometime."
For those of you who are slow, no matter how smart, big, strong, or think you are in charge. "You have to go to sleep sometime." And then that 100 pound gal is your master....
CaryC
Has No Life - Lives on TB
You won't find this on the internet, but........
I eat Ramon Noodles for lunch during the winter. We keep them stacked up, in sort of corner of the kitchen counter, by the fridge.
Well, I just got the last one and made up a bowl full. Took it to the dining table, and ate them. Went to carry the bowl back and put it in the sink, and low and behold there sitting in the exact same spot was a brand new, already opened, bag of Ramon Noodles.
There must be some kind of temporal vortex, right there in that corner, that I never knew about. Must be a direct line to the Ramon Noodle warehouse, and when ever that spot doesn't have any Ramon Noodles sitting there, it automatically kicks in the temporal vortex, and another bag appears, seeming out of thin air.
We will never run out of Ramon Noodles!!!!!!!
I eat Ramon Noodles for lunch during the winter. We keep them stacked up, in sort of corner of the kitchen counter, by the fridge.
Well, I just got the last one and made up a bowl full. Took it to the dining table, and ate them. Went to carry the bowl back and put it in the sink, and low and behold there sitting in the exact same spot was a brand new, already opened, bag of Ramon Noodles.
There must be some kind of temporal vortex, right there in that corner, that I never knew about. Must be a direct line to the Ramon Noodle warehouse, and when ever that spot doesn't have any Ramon Noodles sitting there, it automatically kicks in the temporal vortex, and another bag appears, seeming out of thin air.
We will never run out of Ramon Noodles!!!!!!!
1954Parker
Contributing Member
Just to say, I am enjoying these immensely!
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
MinnesotaSmith
Membership Revoked
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Profit of Doom
Dismember
Filter’s in backwards...
RightWinger
Contributing Member
Nope.
The upstream side of the filter should be the sump side.
That way, all defective electrons headed to the sparkplug get trapped...before they cause a misfire.
dawgofwar10
Veteran Member
Actually, I think they had the wrong gap setting on the spark plug. If that was not the problem they should check and see if they sheered the half moon key on the Magneto...
Profit of Doom
Dismember
So the holes get trapped on the other side?
Lone_Hawk
Resident Spook
Negative...
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Thought electrons were negative...
Lone_Hawk
Resident Spook
I'm quite positive, holes flow I'm sure..
Profit of Doom
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Now, are PI round or square?