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MinnesotaSmith · Jan 11, 2021

Dennis Olson said:
I think it’s kinda like a pissant.

Related to a Mel Brooks pissboy, I suspect.

greysage · Jan 11, 2021

Reminds me of Ebola-2014 when I was trying to get my 100 posts for bomb shelter access.

lcachikn · Jan 11, 2021

And this is #24! Almost there...

Mattk · Jan 11, 2021

I’m at 28. Think we can get an exception? I mean I know a guy that knows a guy!

lcachikn said:
And this is #24! Almost there...

Greenspode · Jan 11, 2021

lcachikn said:
And this is #24! Almost there...

Would someone please let her in, or we are going to have a countdown for another 76 posts! She is my cousin and I can vouch for her sanity, most of the time. She won't pee on the rug.

Mattk · Jan 11, 2021

Wait, you can’t pee on the rug? Isn’t that what piss ants do?

Greenspode said:
Would someone please let her in, or we are going to have a countdown for another 76 posts! She is my cousin and I can vouch for her sanity, most of the time. She won't pee on the rug.

Greenspode · Jan 11, 2021

Mattk said:
Wait, you can’t pee on the rug? Isn’t that what piss ants do?

Well, there is a ceremony but we aren't allowed to talk about it.

SwampTiger · Jan 11, 2021

night driver said:
And I'll just mosey along behind you and you'll never even FEEL the second tap at the base of your spine.

When you wake UP, however, after the surgery...

Dang....as a fellow shelter member, I thought you would “have my back”.......not shoot it. :lkick:

Greenspode · Jan 11, 2021

Well truth be told, she did pee on the Capitol lawn last week, but so did I. She likely won't do it on the rug, unless she brings our makeshift porta potty tarp in with her, and I have it here at the house with me. Should be safe!

pymaf · Jan 11, 2021

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TorahTips · Jan 11, 2021

Dennis~~~~

C'mon. I'm trying to get some work done. It's important. Every time I turn my head somethin' happens.

Dennis Olson · Jan 11, 2021

TorahTips said:
Dennis~~~~

C'mon. I'm trying to get some work done. It's important. Every time I turn my head somethin' happens.

I wish I had the power to turn it all off. I can’t keep up either.

subnet · Jan 11, 2021

night driver said:
And I'll just mosey along behind you and you'll never even FEEL the second tap at the base of your spine.

When you wake UP, however, after the surgery...

Why you shoot him in the butt?

Seabass · Jan 11, 2021

Dennis Olson said:
You know we have lots of rooms for special interests such as hunting, homesteading, woodcraft/fieldcraft, etc. one could drop into some of those and simply by talking about a pastime they enjoy, make it over the top in no time.

I am one of the members that you describe, Dennis. However, I deleted all social media this week so plan on being tired of me by Friday...

Garand · Jan 11, 2021

The last initiate made it all the way to getting the cherry out of King Neptune’s belly button with his teeth, but unfortunately passed out when he saw the size of the belly.

Krayola · Jan 11, 2021

greysage said:
Reminds me of Ebola-2014 when I was trying to get my 100 posts for bomb shelter access.

Man, those were some fun days, weren't they?

Duffield · Jan 11, 2021

Garand said:
The last initiate made it all the way to getting the cherry out of King Neptune’s belly button with his teeth, but unfortunately passed out when he saw the size of the belly.

I vaguely remember of that it's not easy to bite the cherry with no bottom teeth.

Krayola · Jan 11, 2021

Dennis Olson said:
I wish I had the power to turn it all off. I can’t keep up either.

Last night was bad. I kept thinking to myself, "you know it's bad when the BS is so busy you don't have time to go read Main. I was just trying to keep up with the BS updates."

lcachikn · Jan 11, 2021

Greenspode said:
Well truth be told, she did pee on the Capitol lawn last week, but so did I. She likely won't do it on the rug, unless she brings our makeshift porta potty tarp in with her, and I have it here at the house with me. Should be safe!

I can't deny it, what she says is true, I peed on the lawn of the US Capital. (But I really really had to go!)
I peacefully stormed the US Capital. Probably the bravest day of my life.
#25. Only 75 left...

River122 · Jan 11, 2021

Mprepared · Jan 11, 2021

Cowgirl4christ said:
Does spamming help me get to 100?

My daughter is thinking of joining. She will go nuts trying to get 100 posts. LOL

Cindstroy · Jan 11, 2021

Dennis Olson said:
We do tend to discourage that, because frankly, we don't want to see it. But we WILL allow the exceptions.

How do I do this? I have someone on here who can vouch for me also.

Krayola · Jan 11, 2021

Mattk said:
I know it’s easy to earn your way in but many of us don’t want to just post to post. We only want to post if we can really add to the conversation.

Why not? That's never stopped anyone else here before. :lol:

Marie said:
Re read this thread. And say that again

that again

^^ See how easy it is, Mattk? Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it. :jstr:

Thunderdragon · Jan 11, 2021

I am stuck in the northeast us. Going back to home in Midwest Thursday. Ugh. Worst time to travel.

AlfaMan · Jan 11, 2021

lcachikn said:
I can't deny it, what she says is true, I peed on the lawn of the US Capital. (But I really really had to go!)
I peacefully stormed the US Capital. Probably the bravest day of my life.
#25. Only 75 left...

Lady, you peed on the capitol grounds AND stormed the capitol. You may not have BS access, but you have my eternal respect and admiration! Brave smart and I'd bet good lookin' to boot too. It took GUTS to do what you did (in both instances!) Wish I'd met you and Greenspode there!

Dennis Olson · Jan 11, 2021

lcachikn said:
I can't deny it, what she says is true, I peed on the lawn of the US Capital. (But I really really had to go!)
I peacefully stormed the US Capital. Probably the bravest day of my life.
#25. Only 75 left...

You have access. You were vouched-for.

ginnie6 · Jan 11, 2021

Krayola said:
Man, those were some fun days, weren't they?

and yet I would gladly go back to worrying about that!

privatemom · Jan 11, 2021

Can we just go back to 2018 even and start over?? Wanting to stay calm and purposeful -- not working. Thankful for all of you!!

night driver · Jan 11, 2021

Mattk said:
I’m at 28. Think we can get an exception? I mean I know a guy that knows a guy!

You know a guy? ONLY if yer from RI.

The Hammer · Jan 11, 2021

Mattk said:
Wait, you can’t pee on the rug? Isn’t that what piss ants do?

Greenspode said:
Well, there is a ceremony but we aren't allowed to talk about it.

I thought they stopped that particular ceremony last fall.

Something about an electric fence...or was it the shock collar?

:eek:

Greenspode · Jan 11, 2021

AlfaMan said:
Lady, you peed on the capitol grounds AND stormed the capitol. You may not have BS access, but you have my eternal respect and admiration! Brave smart and I'd bet good lookin' to boot too. It took GUTS to do what you did (in both instances!) Wish I'd met you and Greenspode there!

And to give credit where it is due....Chicory did NOT pee on the lawn of the Capitol....but she did hold the tarp for both of us!

AlfaMan · Jan 11, 2021

The Hammer said:
I thought they stopped that particular ceremony last fall.

Something about an electric fence...or was it the shock collar?

Yes.

Nobody sustained permanent burning or injuries however.

psychgirl · Jan 11, 2021

Krayola said:
Last night was bad. I kept thinking to myself, "you know it's bad when the BS is so busy you don't have time to go read Main. I was just trying to keep up with the BS updates."

Yup.

And it’s always right before I gotta go to bed for work the next day.

This time however, really tops them all.

Lord have mercy.

Greenspode · Jan 11, 2021

AlfaMan said:
Nobody sustained permanent burning or injuries however.

I have a scar, but also fond memories!

Chicory · Jan 11, 2021

Greenspode said:
And to give credit where it is due....Chicory did NOT pee on the lawn of the Capitol....but she did hold the tarp for both of us!

Yes, I aided and and abetted. :wot:

DustyOpal · Jan 11, 2021

Cowgirl4christ said:
Does spamming help me get to 100?

I know I don't say much on here, but if I am able to vouch for someone to get into the BS, I'd like to vouch for CG4C. I've known her for over a decade. Thank you.

Profit of Doom · Jan 11, 2021

ZOOMZOOMER1 said:
Talk about " Bait Click " , those of us who do not qualify for entry are forced to sit by the wayside for information . Well bye .

100 posts. Get cracking.

Dennis Olson · Jan 11, 2021

DustyOpal said:
I know I don't say much on here, but if I am able to vouch for someone to get into the BS, I'd like to vouch for CG4C. I've known her for over a decade. Thank you.

She’s in.

Profit of Doom · Jan 11, 2021

Mattk said:
I know it’s easy to earn your way in but many of us don’t want to just post to post. We only want to post if we can really add to the conversation.

Questions can add to the conversation.

usmcpackrat · Jan 11, 2021

Duffield said:
I vaguely remember of that it's not easy to bite the cherry with no bottom teeth.

May King Neptune love a Shellback........

I yelled for flipper a very long time ago myself.......

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