WTF?!? Barack Obama Finishes 768 Page-Long Volume One of his Memoirs

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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Barack Obama Finishes 768 Page-Long Volume One of his Memoirs
Charlie Spiering
2-2 minutes

Former President Barack Obama announced Thursday he had finished volume one of his memoirs, all 768 pages of it.

The former president’s memoirs, titled A Promised Land is scheduled for release after the 2020 election on November 17.

“There’s no feeling like finishing a book, and I’m proud of this one,” Obama wrote in a statement to reporters. “I’ve spent the last few years reflecting on my presidency, and in A Promised Land I’ve tried to provide an honest accounting of my presidential campaign and my time in office.”

The book will examine his presidential campaign and the first years of this presidency up until the death of Osama bin Laden.

Obama says he will focus “what I got right” as well as the “mistakes I made” and will explore the political, economic, and cultural forces he had to face.

He also promised to reveal his personal journey with his wife Michelle Obama through “all the incredible highs and lows.”

But Obama also revealed that he would offer some “broader thoughts on how we can heal the divisions in our country going forward.”

“Along with being a fun and informative read, I hope more than anything that the book inspires young people across the country—and around the globe—to take up the baton, lift up their voices, and play their part in remaking the world for the better,” he wrote.
 

bw

Fringe Ranger
I'm sure his biggest mistakes will turn out to be the times he listened to others.

768 pages probably isn't enough to get into details, like where his "daughters" came from.
 

The Hammer

Has No Life - Lives on TB
And he's already written at least one book about himself!

He is so stuck on himself.

Coming soon: a 7-week nightly miniseries (2 hours a night) about the early childhood of Barack Obama, produced by Barack Obama, narrated by Barack Obama, and starring Barack Obama as the young Barack Obama...
 

straightstreet

Life is better in flip flops
www.breitbart.com /politics/2020/09/17/barack-obama-finishes-768-page-long-volume-one-of-his-memoirs/

Barack Obama Finishes 768 Page-Long Volume One of his Memoirs
Charlie Spiering
2-2 minutes

Former President Barack Obama announced Thursday he had finished volume one of his memoirs, all 768 pages of it.

The former president’s memoirs, titled A Promised Land is scheduled for release after the 2020 election on November 17.

“There’s no feeling like finishing a book, and I’m proud of this one,” Obama wrote in a statement to reporters. “I’ve spent the last few years reflecting on my presidency, and in A Promised Land I’ve tried to provide an honest accounting of my presidential campaign and my time in office.”

The book will examine his presidential campaign and the first years of this presidency up until the death of Osama bin Laden.

Obama says he will focus “what I got right” as well as the “mistakes I made” and will explore the political, economic, and cultural forces he had to face.

He also promised to reveal his personal journey with his wife Michelle Obama through “all the incredible highs and lows.”

But Obama also revealed that he would offer some “broader thoughts on how we can heal the divisions in our country going forward.”

“Along with being a fun and informative read, I hope more than anything that the book inspires young people across the country—and around the globe—to take up the baton, lift up their voices, and play their part in remaking the world for the better,” he wrote.
I'm replying just to puke on his book :kk2:
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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I can definitely see it picking up a Booker Prize & a Hugo Award, obviously it'll be a fantastic work of fiction
Remember back in the day, the "Astounding Analog" magazine? All the greats published stories in it.

I flashed to that with your statement.
 

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
I wonder if he discusses being born in Kenya, associating with known terrorists and enemies of the US or having a beard
Or his relationship with his "Ghost Writer."

Or his relationship with his "Wife."

Yunno - Obama should do with his Memoirs as he has done with the "Presidential Library." Make it available "Online" - and subject to "selective editing." A collection of BULL SH*T done by a master bull-sh*tter - and when he is done it'll be recorded for the ages.

Memory hole has nothing on bytes for permanence. And if something in the Memoir is found counter to facts proven elsewhere - he'll just change the memoir. A "write-around."

And not record the changes. Like Wikipedia without the edit archive.

Sort of like the Wisdom of the Ages - Written on a chalkboard on the wall of a toilet stall?

With Obama as the sole occupant of the stall?

Dobbin
 

vector7

Dot Collector
A Promised Land is scheduled for release after the 2020 election on November 17.
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Troke

On TB every waking moment
Never in history has such a minor player thought himself so important that 1500 pages of memoirs would be necessary.


0bunghole - a legend in his own mind.
When you have nothing to do, track down what he is being paid. Be sure to check you gag reflex first.
 

PghPanther

Has No Life - Lives on TB
I will not talk during class or I will have to stay after school and clean blackboards after I write this on them.

I will not talk during class or I will have to stay after school and clean blackboards after I write this on them.

I will not talk during class or I will have to stay after school and clean blackboards after I write this on them.

768 pages worth of it..............
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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- The Shining
 

Zahra

Veteran Member
I will not talk during class or I will have to stay after school and clean blackboards after I write this on them.

I will not talk during class or I will have to stay after school and clean blackboards after I write this on them.

I will not talk during class or I will have to stay after school and clean blackboards after I write this on them.

768 pages worth of it..............

Naaaa... this is coming from Obama, remember? So it's got to be more like...

America is Raciss ....

America is Raciss....

America is Raciss.....

etc...
 

Housecarl

On TB every waking moment
When you have nothing to do, track down what he is being paid. Be sure to check you gag reflex first.

And that is the key point here. How else do you think "they" are laundering their payments to Obama? As usual there will be semi truck sized orders for the book by "individuals" and the great shadow dance will continue.
 

ghost

Veteran Member
www.breitbart.com /politics/2020/09/17/barack-obama-finishes-768-page-long-volume-one-of-his-memoirs/

Barack Obama Finishes 768 Page-Long Volume One of his Memoirs
Charlie Spiering
2-2 minutes

Former President Barack Obama announced Thursday he had finished volume one of his memoirs, all 768 pages of it.

The former president’s memoirs, titled A Promised Land is scheduled for release after the 2020 election on November 17.

“There’s no feeling like finishing a book, and I’m proud of this one,” Obama wrote in a statement to reporters. “I’ve spent the last few years reflecting on my presidency, and in A Promised Land I’ve tried to provide an honest accounting of my presidential campaign and my time in office.”

The book will examine his presidential campaign and the first years of this presidency up until the death of Osama bin Laden.

Obama says he will focus “what I got right” as well as the “mistakes I made” and will explore the political, economic, and cultural forces he had to face.

He also promised to reveal his personal journey with his wife Michelle Obama through “all the incredible highs and lows.”

But Obama also revealed that he would offer some “broader thoughts on how we can heal the divisions in our country going forward.”

“Along with being a fun and informative read, I hope more than anything that the book inspires young people across the country—and around the globe—to take up the baton, lift up their voices, and play their part in remaking the world for the better,” he wrote.
What memoirs, it is just the same of crap, ah what ah what. Now to you hear me yet, ah about what?
 

OldArcher

Has No Life - Lives on TB
500 sheets of paper in a ream.

768 pages, equals the buyers really getting reamed... Considering it's Obama, that's typical...

Bright Blessings,

OldArcher, Witch
 

Hognutz

Has No Life - Lives on TB
He should have released it a few month back when there was a shitpaper shortage, it woulda sold out quickly!
 
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