Doomer Doug
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Whatever happens to worthless wheeler, I have no doubt it will be televised, live in great detail. Blm will not be pleased to have ppd with guns next to wheeler walking around. Bad vibe.
COMMUNISM The Battle For Portland, Oregon
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blackjeep
The end times are here.
Doomer Doug
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Riot ribs uber alles!!! Sheesh, help me Mzkitty, I've fallen into Orwell's memory hole and I can't get out! 
blackjeep
The end times are here.
I wish somebody would pass out chocolate candy LOADED with Ex-Lax to the terrorists.
Also, lots of the dreaded Haribo gummi bears that give you the nuclear squirts! (see Amazon review, below)
That would eliminate a bunch of these commies!
1.0 out of 5 stars Diarrhea while driving
Reviewed in the United States on September 29, 2019
One of our beloved physicians brought a bag of gummy bears to work to share with the staff one night shift. Not realizing they were the famous dreaded sugar free gummies multiple staff throughout the shift grabbed a handful of gummies while passing by and each have their own near miss stories but this is mine...
The next morning I have to run an errand about and hour and a half from my house. On the drive home down a curvy back country road my stomach suddenly begins to cramp and I feel the immediate urge to empty my bowels. Frantic, as I realize Im not going to make it home I start searching for a place to pull over. The end of a gated logging road perhaps? Im speeding along, arching my back, practicing lamas breathing techniques, anything to stall the inevitable. I pass the first turnoff that has a sheriffs car parked at the end and keep searching with sweat pouring down my forehead and bubbling noises in my guts that drown out the heavy metal on the stereo. Finally! I spot the end of a brushy trail and whip my truck sideways, thrusting the drivers side door open and leaping from the seat to scurry around to the other side. I turn around with fingers in waste band about to drop trow and look up to my horror realizing it is indeed the end of a driveway and the folks outside are staring down toward me probably wondering what this crazed individual is about to do. For several moments I seriously considered just completing the task and running away but couldnt imagine my parents seeing the cell phone video of myself on social media later in the day. I scurried back around the truck and halfway there my ability to hold back the hot lava flow of liquid stool from making a hastey exit out of my spasming rectum was lost and I crapped my pants right there on the side of the road standing next to my truck. My bowels cramped up and expelled every drop of liquid from my body. At that point Im now standing there with leggings full of hot liquid stool running into my shoes and debating on what the next best course of action should be. Of course I have no extra clothes or any towels in my truck. What do I do? Do I call someone? Do I drive home the remaining 20 minutes? After a few moments of self reflection I decided to strip off my shirts and lay them on the seat of my truck and get inside. It was a rather uncomfortable drive home with the windows all down and skin burning on the backs of my legs and buttocks. It was one of the longest 20 minute periods of time Ive ever experienced in my entire life. I alternated between crying and laughing at the situation and checking the speedometer like a paranoid drunk thinking I cant possibly get pulled over right now because what would I say? Yes officer, I crapped my pants. Thats what that smell is. Tears streaming down my face. I finally arrive home, screeching to a hault in the driveway in front of the open automatic garage door I triggered as I was drifting the curve onto my road. Holding the bottoms of my pant legs closed tight I awkwardly stagger into my house and immediatly into the shower fully clothed.
Fast forward 3 weeks and Im at work hearing about the other incidents and the light bulb clicks on......
35 years old and I had to reset the clock for the "how long since you've last crapped your pants" countdown....
Thanks Dr Hanson
Lesson learned.......make sure the gummy bears are not the sugar free version
Sorry for the thread drift, but I figured we needed some humor!
Also, lots of the dreaded Haribo gummi bears that give you the nuclear squirts! (see Amazon review, below)
That would eliminate a bunch of these commies!
1.0 out of 5 stars Diarrhea while driving
Reviewed in the United States on September 29, 2019
One of our beloved physicians brought a bag of gummy bears to work to share with the staff one night shift. Not realizing they were the famous dreaded sugar free gummies multiple staff throughout the shift grabbed a handful of gummies while passing by and each have their own near miss stories but this is mine...
The next morning I have to run an errand about and hour and a half from my house. On the drive home down a curvy back country road my stomach suddenly begins to cramp and I feel the immediate urge to empty my bowels. Frantic, as I realize Im not going to make it home I start searching for a place to pull over. The end of a gated logging road perhaps? Im speeding along, arching my back, practicing lamas breathing techniques, anything to stall the inevitable. I pass the first turnoff that has a sheriffs car parked at the end and keep searching with sweat pouring down my forehead and bubbling noises in my guts that drown out the heavy metal on the stereo. Finally! I spot the end of a brushy trail and whip my truck sideways, thrusting the drivers side door open and leaping from the seat to scurry around to the other side. I turn around with fingers in waste band about to drop trow and look up to my horror realizing it is indeed the end of a driveway and the folks outside are staring down toward me probably wondering what this crazed individual is about to do. For several moments I seriously considered just completing the task and running away but couldnt imagine my parents seeing the cell phone video of myself on social media later in the day. I scurried back around the truck and halfway there my ability to hold back the hot lava flow of liquid stool from making a hastey exit out of my spasming rectum was lost and I crapped my pants right there on the side of the road standing next to my truck. My bowels cramped up and expelled every drop of liquid from my body. At that point Im now standing there with leggings full of hot liquid stool running into my shoes and debating on what the next best course of action should be. Of course I have no extra clothes or any towels in my truck. What do I do? Do I call someone? Do I drive home the remaining 20 minutes? After a few moments of self reflection I decided to strip off my shirts and lay them on the seat of my truck and get inside. It was a rather uncomfortable drive home with the windows all down and skin burning on the backs of my legs and buttocks. It was one of the longest 20 minute periods of time Ive ever experienced in my entire life. I alternated between crying and laughing at the situation and checking the speedometer like a paranoid drunk thinking I cant possibly get pulled over right now because what would I say? Yes officer, I crapped my pants. Thats what that smell is. Tears streaming down my face. I finally arrive home, screeching to a hault in the driveway in front of the open automatic garage door I triggered as I was drifting the curve onto my road. Holding the bottoms of my pant legs closed tight I awkwardly stagger into my house and immediatly into the shower fully clothed.
Fast forward 3 weeks and Im at work hearing about the other incidents and the light bulb clicks on......
35 years old and I had to reset the clock for the "how long since you've last crapped your pants" countdown....
Thanks Dr Hanson
Lesson learned.......make sure the gummy bears are not the sugar free version
Sorry for the thread drift, but I figured we needed some humor!
Doomer Doug
TB Fanatic
oh yuuuuuuuìuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
mzkitty
I give up.
Riot ribs uber alles!!! Sheesh, help me Mzkitty, I've fallen into Orwell's memory hole and I can't get out!
Some women were making fun of the "moms" -- more or less they should be ashamed to go out in public dressed like ragamuffins, not to mention most of them aren't wearing bras and have huge saggy ones. Ewww.....
Not pretty.
Doomer Doug
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Yep, time to leave just had three on skateboards whiz by, plus about 8 mostly in black headed south towards pioneer square and the 3rd and main riot zone. Helicopter highspeed inbound from the west, hover over pioneer square so maybe the rioting will be closer to me
Thanks for my CHL, but out of here.
Thanks for my CHL, but out of here.
Doomer Doug
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Um,Mzkitty are you sure the moms ain"t transexuals?Some women were making fun of the "moms" -- more or less they should be ashamed to go out in public dressed like ragamuffins, not to mention most of them aren't wearing bras and have huge saggy ones. Ewww.....
Not pretty.
marsh
On TB every waking moment
mzkitty
I give up.
Um,Mzkitty are you sure the moms ain"t transexuals?
I don't know, Doug. Maybe some of them are.
Another one who thought he could just waltz up and talk to the cops and feds. Nope.
One Man Went Downtown Last Night Hoping to Talk to a Federal Officer. It Didn’t Go Well.
“In theory, the feds are here to ‘help’ quell the protests. I thought they might want to hear from a citizen.”
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Flashbangs in downtown Portland on July 19, 2020. (Alex Wittwer)
Published 6:18 PM
Updated 7:00 PM
Thomas Cobb works for an advertising agency and teaches design at the Pacific Northwest College of Art. He's not much of a rabble-rouser and, until last night, had not attended any of the past two months' protests.
Cobb, 47, worked as a designer at WW from 1998 to 2007. But he went last night not as a journalist but just as a citizen, inspired by the late U.S. Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.), who represented the state of Cobb's birth, to engage in constructive dialogue. Here is what he found, in a piece he first posted today on Facebook.
This is not normal.
I went to the protest last night, my first trip since the feds arrived, with an unusual goal: I wanted to speak with a federal officer.
In theory, the feds are here to "help" quell the protests. I thought they might want to hear from a citizen. Since Chad Wolf has not yet responded to my tweets, I decided an "in person" attempt might be best. I planned to put my hands in the air, walk slowly towards the doors of the Justice Center announcing my intent, then speak with some officers about their intervention here. "Do you have plans to deescalate this? Do you need help making one? What would you consider a viable outcome here?" Laughable, I know, the outsized confidence of an average middle-aged white man. Still, all of our elected and appointed leaders haven't been able to work something out, and it's not getting better. I love and fear for my city. What do I have to lose?
The doors are all covered in plywood, so I thought about knocking on them for a chance to talk, but I didn't want to alarm them. I think the federal officers must be frightened—they got shipped here from whatever their other jobs are, U.S.-Mexico customs, marshals, etc. Internal DHS documents state that they haven't had crowd control training. If your day job is hunting bad guys, then you suddenly have to defend a federal building against moms chanting, "Please don't shoot me!" and kids with umbrellas and leaf blowers, well, I wouldn't know what to do.
The front row of antifa protesters suggested that I not stand in between them and the doors—"the feds come out unannounced, throw tear gas and beat people." They seemed young to me (it's hard to tell) but were prepared with homemade shields, hockey sticks to knock back tear gas, gas masks left over from Vietnam. This seemed like good advice, so I went looking for another route. I will note that they were unfailingly polite.
I walked through the square. The protest was about what I expected: messy and rowdy for sure, but not more so than the anti-war protests back in 2001 and 2003. Socially distanced, nope. Angry, yes.
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Thomas Cobb
I found the row of moms and spoke with an organizer about my plan to talk to an agent. She warned me against it. "Another guy tried this a couple of days ago. They just beat him. They don't talk, they just come out, throw tear gas and push people down or beat them, you can't talk to them."
Me: "Have the feds ever come out to just talk with protesters?"
Her: "No, not that I've seen."
This became my main question for everyone I met. No one had witnessed the feds actual speaking with protesters in the square. Just tear gassing, beating, brandishing weapons, and pulling people out of cars.
These do not strike me as the behaviors of a police force. They do not even seem like the behaviors of our military—aren't our military commanders in the Middle East supposed to have tea with the village chief, hand out candy to kids, win hearts and minds? Isn't that how we "win the peace"?
Perhaps I could get an introduction from someone friendlier? I walked to the Portland Police Bureau headquarters a block away. I had heard the PPB police union chief on the radio yesterday saying that DHS isn't coordinating with them. This seems scary to me, cops and feds, each on the street with military weapons and gas masks, not knowing what the other is doing? PPB is also plywooded over, so you can't see in the glass front door. But I saw people occasionally coming and going, so I thought I would give it a go. I walked up and knocked on the door.
No luck. I could see the guard inside. He could see me. I gave a little "I'm friendly" wave. Not having it.
I made my way back through the protest. More chanting, more singing. I tried to find something one might call a "riot." The closest thing I saw—a few protesters had climbed up on sculpture to lead a chant. Admittedly, I was only there for about an hour and a half but didn't see anything that rose to a level above "street fair" or "music festival," though with an angrier vibe.
I had decided to take another pass at PPB and had walked around the north side of the protest when I heard it: a cracking sound like a building had broken. I assume these are the crowd control munitions they are using. I saw some people running and came around the corner in time to see the feds marching out of the back of the Justice Center. Helmets, masks, guns, armor and an immense cloud of tear gas. They walked the opposite direction, and I decided to follow at a distance. Never said I was smart.
More cracking sounds. More people running. I didn't get far before my eyes and throat started to burn. While I had read a bit on tear gas prep, I didn't want to look like a target and intentionally wore only my regular glasses and face mask, as well as a bike helmet. I am a citizen, and should be able to walk downtown without special respiratory equipment. I had to get a block away before the tear gas abated enough to breathe.
At this point, I was about two blocks east of the protest, but couldn't come any closer because of the tear gas. Other, non-protest-y things were happening on this street. People were going in and out of their condo. Someone was walking their dog. I saw some folks who didn't seem to get the memo start up the street then turn and walk quickly away. Clearly, one could get gassed just by living, working, walking or biking here.
I had to walk back toward the protest because I had found a sweet parking spot (#blesssed) just a block away from the Justice Center, but the gas was still wafting towards me, so I circled a block south and headed west again.
This was when I got my moment.
There was a man, all in black, with a gun at the end of the block.
I put my hands up meekly and walked towards him. I couldn't tell if he was police, feds, or a protester at first, then I saw "less lethal" on his gun and decided he must be official.
"Are you an officer? Police or fed?" I asked.
He looked at me but didn't say anything.
He had an immense gas mask, like super sci-fi. I wondered if he could even hear me.
I wanted to ask if the police or feds had a plan to deescalate the situation.
"Is it safe to go this way?" I asked
No words, but he stepped away back towards the PPB headquarters. I took this as him giving me some room to move.
I took some tentative steps down the sidewalk, then slowly made it back to the car.
I can't tell you how disturbing this all is.
At this protest, the only people who demonstrated any concern for my safety, a clueless noob, were protesters and the dreaded antifa army. The police could not be bothered, and the feds had no avenue to communicate with them. Does this seem upside-down to you?
We are not at war. We are a city that is protesting. IMHO, when you react to a protest ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE with some real NEXT-LEVEL POLICE VIOLENCE then you create a vicious cycle.
If Homeland Security truly wants to protect our homeland, my suggestion would be that they leave. The protest has grown 10 times since they arrived. We should be aware of intents as well as OUTCOMES. And if the best way to do your job is to not be there, it might be time for some reflection.
We don't need flash bombs, tear gas, and soldiers hunting people through our streets. WE ARE CITIZENS. Our ancestors fought a revolution against just this very thing.
The current situation is fragile and will not hold. If someone is killed, then this gets worse on all sides.
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One Man Went Downtown Last Night Hoping to Talk to a Federal Officer. It Didn’t Go Well.
“In theory, the feds are here to ‘help’ quell the protests. I thought they might want to hear from a citizen.”
mzkitty
I give up.
Doomer Doug
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So, this NAIVE FOOL walks up to a federale, presumably at night, and tries to do the touchy feely stuff?
This level of idiocy is Portland. Hopeless. I also assume they were rioting all around him? Darwin award.
This level of idiocy is Portland. Hopeless. I also assume they were rioting all around him? Darwin award.
marsh
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LIVE
Watch: Mayor Ted Wheeler at protest in Portland
•Started streaming 22 minutes ago
KGW News
Mayor Ted Wheeler plans to stand on a downtown Portland street corner tonight to talk with protesters and try to break the stalemate between demonstrators and police that has stretched on for nearly eight weeks. There may be explicit language during this stream.
Doomer Doug
TB Fanatic
Oh, be still my heart.
LOLOLOLOL
Listening to him now on live KGW.com. Lots of F..k Ted Wheeler, Resign Ted Wheeler, and now crowing from someone on the stand with him that they made Ted Wheeler come to them! I must admit, he's got balls to go into the crowd. Too bad they are on the wrong side of the anatomy.
Ironically, I'll take it black please.
Regular Folger's or Italian roast?...
Jaybird
Veteran Member
Now now. Calm down. Nothing wrong with huge saggy ones. It's my bread and butter. Men need a reason to live life.Some women were making fun of the "moms" -- more or less they should be ashamed to go out in public dressed like ragamuffins, not to mention most of them aren't wearing bras and have huge saggy ones. Ewww.....
Not pretty.
marsh
On TB every waking moment
One Man Went Downtown Last Night Hoping to Talk to a Federal Officer. It Didn’t Go Well.
“In theory, the feds are here to ‘help’ quell the protests. I thought they might want to hear from a citizen.”
Flashbangs in downtown Portland on July 19, 2020. (Alex Wittwer)
Published 6:18 PM
Updated 7:00 PM
In theory, the feds are here to "help" quell the protests. I thought they might want to hear from a citizen. Since Chad Wolf has not yet responded to my tweets, I decided an "in person" attempt might be best. I planned to put my hands in the air, walk slowly towards the doors of the Justice Center announcing my intent, then speak with some officers about their intervention here. "Do you have plans to deescalate this? Do you need help making one? What would you consider a viable outcome here?"
I believe the federal LE presence is defensive. They are not there to de-escalate, quell, engage in community building or whatever this flake had in his mind. They are there to protect a federal facility and the persons in the building. They also will arrest people for federal crimes involved in the riot and attack on federal facilities and personnel.
People are yammering about their Civil Rights. You do not have a Civil Right to riot, destroy and harm people and property.
I'm more of a Colombian guy. As potent as possible.
Doomer Doug
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WOW, the magnitude of the total collapse of law and order in Portland is astounding. The reason BLM let Worthless Wheeler skate is he gave them total and complete victory. I mean here is the mayor of Portland, a city that has been DECIMATED AND DESTROYED by Domestic Terrorists posing as feel good anti racist protesters, and what does this cretin do. He tells them their own federal government is going to massacre them with live ammo, but he won't let them, and then he gives them cart blanche to do whatever they want to, because he has ceded control of downtown Portland to a bunch of TERRORISTS. I mean the optics of the total collapse are right there in your face. Go for it SOYBOY. I didn't listen to him, Mzkitty because I know what he will say.
This is what I call the Vortigen moment. Vortigen is a famous English king nobody has ever heard of. He was the guy, yeah that king, that hired the Danes as mercenaries to come to England, fight his enemies and be his best buds and stompers. And guess what, just like worthless wheeler, Vortigen found out you better be careful who you pal around with. It didn't take long for the Danes, used to rocks for soil back in Denmark to kill Vortigen, grab his land, rape and pillage and loot whatever they could get their hands on.
Well, worthless wheeler isn't named with a weird English name like Vortigen, but man, did worthless wheeler just sell out Portland, and by extension the USA. MzKitty this evening we have seen history in the making here in Portland. Mayor Worthless Wheeler just ceded me to live in a blm terrorist zone. Well, Trump that New York City blow hard must have started to realize that this is going to end up with bodies stacked next to what is left of the Elk statue pedestal.
Um, Doomer Doug ain't ceding shit to some BLM thugs playing Viking barbarian in downtown Portland. You blm knuckleheads want to play Ragnar the Horrible? well I will double you down.
This is what I call the Vortigen moment. Vortigen is a famous English king nobody has ever heard of. He was the guy, yeah that king, that hired the Danes as mercenaries to come to England, fight his enemies and be his best buds and stompers. And guess what, just like worthless wheeler, Vortigen found out you better be careful who you pal around with. It didn't take long for the Danes, used to rocks for soil back in Denmark to kill Vortigen, grab his land, rape and pillage and loot whatever they could get their hands on.
Well, worthless wheeler isn't named with a weird English name like Vortigen, but man, did worthless wheeler just sell out Portland, and by extension the USA. MzKitty this evening we have seen history in the making here in Portland. Mayor Worthless Wheeler just ceded me to live in a blm terrorist zone. Well, Trump that New York City blow hard must have started to realize that this is going to end up with bodies stacked next to what is left of the Elk statue pedestal.
Um, Doomer Doug ain't ceding shit to some BLM thugs playing Viking barbarian in downtown Portland. You blm knuckleheads want to play Ragnar the Horrible? well I will double you down.
Shooter
Veteran Member
he barely got out of that crowd, he had 6 or 7 security guys with him, hidden in the crowd, they had shoving matches with the crowd trying to get him out, they fought the crowd until they got him to a city building and had trouble getting the door closed when they got him inside.
Doomer Doug
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The city building is just over 4th avenue so they had a straight shot at it. The fact he had 7 ARMED PPD officers with him, which is DOUBLE his usual detail of 4, says it all. Seriously, even after he gave them everything they wanted they still went after him. Yep, Danelaw is coming soon. Where is my battle axe?
Doomer Doug
TB Fanatic
if that part is even on video you can be sure the whore media won't show it. Now that he is safely inside I guess the real rioting can start, restart, whatever.
Dobbin
Faithful Steed
Um. In theory, the Feds are there to kick your ass if you lay a finger on Federal Property.
As to "quelling" the protest, the MEEDIA would like to imagine that - and revel in Trump's inability to make it happen under the present situation. But without local sanction it is not legal for Trump to do so. And to be truthful, one imagines Trump hasn't even really tried.
As to hearing you out as a citizen - they're waiting for you to VOTE in November. Don't expect much reply until then.
Who on Maker's Earth gave this "citizen" carte blanche to act as agent for the rest of you? His hubris is only exceeded by his lack of intelligence.
Dobbin
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From MzK’s link in #37...
Note the bolded part!
PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - A man was caught on camera attacking people with a handsaw inside a Portland laundromat, according to police.
Officers were first called out to the 2700 block of Northeast Weidler Street at 4:12 p.m. July 17. An initial 911 caller stated the suspect had hit their car with a handsaw before continuing west on Weidler Street.
More 911 calls came in, including reports that the suspect assaulted people with the handsaw and a belt – including two people in a laundromat – broke the windshields of several vehicles and threatened additional people with the saw.
Officers arrived in the area and found the suspect near the 2100 block of Northeast Weidler Street. Police ordered the suspect to stop and drop the handsaw, but officers said he refused and continued walking.
The suspect said he was going to make the officers shoot him, according to investigators.
The suspect then walked into the middle of traffic and continued to yell at the officers that they would need to hurt him to stop him.
Police said the suspect then advanced toward the officers with the handsaw.
The officers used less-lethal munition against the suspect, and he threw down the handsaw.
Police said they continued talking to him to deescalate the situation, however, “several bystanders interrupted their conversation with him by screaming and taunting the officers, only increasing his level of agitation again,” according to the Portland Police Bureau.
Eventually, police said “calm conversation and active listening” led to the suspect being safely taken into custody.
Shane Vordelmicha Green, 58, was arrested on charges including second-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, attempted assault, strangulation, menacing, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless endangering and disorderly conduct.
The case remains under investigation and anyone who was victimized during this situation is asked to contact detectives at 503-823-0400.
Note the bolded part!
PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - A man was caught on camera attacking people with a handsaw inside a Portland laundromat, according to police.
Officers were first called out to the 2700 block of Northeast Weidler Street at 4:12 p.m. July 17. An initial 911 caller stated the suspect had hit their car with a handsaw before continuing west on Weidler Street.
More 911 calls came in, including reports that the suspect assaulted people with the handsaw and a belt – including two people in a laundromat – broke the windshields of several vehicles and threatened additional people with the saw.
Officers arrived in the area and found the suspect near the 2100 block of Northeast Weidler Street. Police ordered the suspect to stop and drop the handsaw, but officers said he refused and continued walking.
The suspect said he was going to make the officers shoot him, according to investigators.
The suspect then walked into the middle of traffic and continued to yell at the officers that they would need to hurt him to stop him.
Police said the suspect then advanced toward the officers with the handsaw.
The officers used less-lethal munition against the suspect, and he threw down the handsaw.
Police said they continued talking to him to deescalate the situation, however, “several bystanders interrupted their conversation with him by screaming and taunting the officers, only increasing his level of agitation again,” according to the Portland Police Bureau.
Eventually, police said “calm conversation and active listening” led to the suspect being safely taken into custody.
Shane Vordelmicha Green, 58, was arrested on charges including second-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, attempted assault, strangulation, menacing, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless endangering and disorderly conduct.
The case remains under investigation and anyone who was victimized during this situation is asked to contact detectives at 503-823-0400.
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