SEC Fort Worth Verified account @FortWorth_SEC Aug 16
It’s so hot in Fort Worth today
that two hobbits just came by
and threw a ring into our office.
OMG those guys in Securities Exchange Commision are hilarious!!!! Who knew Government financial egghead wizards had a sense of humor! I picture them buried in numbers, numbers, numbers.
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We think that if you see a chameleon, it probably needs more practice.
People told us that time is money, but we don’t buy that for a second.
Even if you play your cards right, you might not be playing with a full deck.
Do you know what “churning” is? Hint: In our world, it has nothing to do with butter. Mmmm. Butter.
http://ow.ly/X3sq30ei4CJ (One guy even tweeted: when did they start allowing senses of humor at the government? :-D )
We believe that jousting was the earliest kind of poker knight.
Follow @FortWorth_SEC because we know how to slam revolving doors.
Depressing thought: Today’s current events are tomorrow’s history class.
We picked up a few items at the inconvenience store. It was awful.
Friday musing: Why are they “apartments” when they are so close together?
We believe that astronomers should be called skyentists.
We think that a hospital network should be called an IV league.
We stopped eating alphabet soup because it kept putting words in our mouth.
Why is “heavens, no” but “hell, yes?”