CRISIS Don't pick up a dead deer!!

That reminds me of the 911 call where the guy had picked up a 'road kill' deer and put it in the back seat of his car. The dear came to and you can imagine how the call proceeded....

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Blooper text: 911 call

9-1-1- call (transcribed by JLK from an mp3 file that was kicking around Napster-space in the fall of 2000):

>>>this is the ambulance emergency line do you have an emergency
i i need a bambulance
>>>who is this
joe
>>>ok joe where do you need us
i'm in a mother****in phone boof
>>>ok what's the address there
>>>hold on
>>>ok sir did you call through nine one one
uh no uh no
>>>ok joe i need a a location what street are you on
i'm in the mother****ing phone booth at the stop and go yeah I'm at the s-- that's it -- I'm at the mother****in stop n go on uh on uh wait a minute huffs-- what's the mother****in street huffsmith Corville Roa-- and somethin at the mother****in stop n go
>>>huffsmith Corville and what
>>>hold on uh joe
uh-huh
hallo let me see coffee coffee
>>>cah-- caffey
there you go I'm in the mother****ing phone boof now let me tell you what I'm in the I'm goin down the mother****in road drivin in my car mindin my own god damn business and a mother****in deer jumped out and hit my car
>>>ok sir are you injured
let now let me tell ya I get out and pick the mother****in deer up i fought he'th dead i put the mother****in deer in my back seat and I'm drivin down the mother****in road and mindin my own business the mother****in woke up and bit me in the back of my god damn neck and it bit me and it done kicked the shit outta my car I'm in the mother****in phone booth the deer bit me in the neck a big mother****in dog came up and bit me in the leg i hit him with the mother****in tire iron and i stabbed him i stabbed him with my knife so i got a hurt leg and mother****in deer bit me in the neck and the deer -- and the dog won't let me out of the mf phone booth cause he wants the deer now who gets the deer -- me or the dog
>>>ok sir are you injured
yeah a a mother****in deer bit me in the neck hold on yeah the motherfu-- huffs -- the mother****in dog is bitin me hold on god damn get outta here you motherf-- hold on the mother****in dog is bitin my ass hold on
>>>i dont see a huff-- i dont see a Corville and Caffey
(...unintelligible...)
(...unintelligible...) ...just hang up on him Eli
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I thought this was going to be one of those urban legend stories...

Don't pick up a dead deer on the side of the road! A friend of a friend who's cousin is a deputy in another town says gangs of hunters doing an initiation purposefully leave a dead deer on a country road. And when a someone stops their car for some quick roadkill, they kill the driver and take his body to a taxidermist to have it stuffed... Pass this email on to five of your friends who deer hunt or are in the NRA..

Any deer that goes in my vehicle is field-dressed first!

When in doubt, a long stick poke in the deer's eye will usually get some
movement out of a not really dead deer, if you don't want to pop a cap.

Got God, Grub, Guns & Gold?
Panic Early, Beat the Rush!

- Shane

((has a boondock saints moment))

Sounds like this guy as an outstanding vocabulary.

((visualizes a drunk guy in a phone booth with a deer and a dog fighting to get at him. deer wins))

Greyhound driver here once hit a deer. Dragged it up in the bus. As he was pulling into the station the deer woke up. Three rows of seats were shreaded and the deer walked off down through the middle of town.

There's a sound file out there somewhere with the actual call. Absolutely hysterical.

Dennis Olson said:

There's a sound file out there somewhere with the actual call. Absolutely hysterical.

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I used to have that clip on a disk. I've tore my desk apart looking for it and I can't find it. Maybe the deer got it.

It's a youtube clip...Joe's bad day or 911 deer call or something like that. HYSTERICAL!

Bingo!!!!!

Joe's Bad Day

Dennis Olson said:

There's a sound file out there somewhere with the actual call. Absolutely hysterical.

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This is the one...
YouTube - Joe's 911 Call_mp4.mht:

I heard the 911 call over 20 years ago while I was driving into work. I truly think that is the hardest I have ever laughed in my life.

That's funny~!

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED to one of my husband's friends.

Seriously, it actually happened, minus the 911 call. He picked up a deer from the roadside and it came to life in the backseat of his car -- a teensy little early 90s compact. What the heck was that thing called . . . a Festiva, I think.

I thought everybody knew that a road kill deer gets a bullet before loading. They are famous for "coming back to life" shortly after loading them.