OT/MISC Why Parent's drink! **SPEW ALERT***

JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO GET THROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY



Why Parent's drink!

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.

Many of what seem like real trouble's is merely frustration over; grammar and punctuation. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

That is funny.

30 gray hairs sprouted as she read.

Sounds like something one of my kids would come up with just to mess with me.

They take to heart the family motto: "Better a smartass than a dumb ass."

We need a "warning, cover keyboard if drinking coffee before you read this" warning on some of this stuff

I just about bust a gut laughing when I read it. SO true, when you stop to think about it. But it still won't the little rugrat from a good asswhoopin if the report card is bad enough. BUT I'd do it with a smile.

Per suggestion, I am adding "spew alert" in the title.... LOL

I've seen the "girls version" of this too, somewhere. That one IMO is better than this one, which is still REALLY funny as hell...

On the other hand, I dont think my mother would have made it half way through the letter before setting it on fire to burn my room, go find and crucify me to the nearest tree to save me from the world, then returning home to salt the ashes to save the rest of the world from the evil that i must have been..


I have yet to figure out thge chicken/egg cause and effect relationship between genuinely good kids and severe punishment, or punishment for "minor" things like a B+ instead of an A, being exposed to the "wrong" books or music, etc

I would say that the punishment might scare any kid into perfection, but we see bad kids beaten or otherwise abused to death just as easily as good kids...

The irony that really confuses me as to this, and my own future child rearing ideas, is that the children who seem to learn without being taught, quickly acquire knowledge and judgement of good and evil and beyond; They seem to choose to do good merely because it is good or beneficial to the whole, rather than acting out of fear of punishment or hope for reward, and as a result tend to see their parents as overbearing or needlessly punishing for mistakes just as quickly as intentional acts and teaching a preference for punitive acts rather than justice (meaning "to make right").



And yeah, the girl one, or the one mailed ending just asking for a lil extra cash at university hit me with a bigger chuckle. lol.

FREEBIRD said:

Sounds like something one of my kids would come up with just to mess with me.

They take to heart the family motto: "Better a smartass than a dumb ass."

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Then there's that other family motto. . . . . everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smartass.

It gets so confusing. . .

Reminds me of my oldest son......LOL

thanks....I needed a good laugh on this Monday morning.....