SOFT NEWS Coeds’ Underwear to Send ‘Green’ Message

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Coeds’ Underwear to Send ‘Green’ Message

Associated Press

MEADVILLE, Pa. — A group of western Pennsylvania college students are hanging 350 bras, underwear and socks as part of an environmental message.

The environmental science students at Allegheny College in Meadville are hanging out the undergarments as part of their “350 Project” meant to raise awareness about the danger of carbon emissions.

The project represents the number 350 parts per million, the level of carbon emissions the atmosphere can handle before it suffers irreparable damage. Part of the message is that even something as simple as hanging out clothes to dry can be helpful.

The students say they initially planned to hang bed sheets, but had trouble collecting 350 sheets, so they moved to undergarments.

Well I hope they are laundered, you wouldn't want to cause air pollution....

Well, my high school, three years after I graduated, the seniors that year put up bras and panties that ran the whole length of the fence that ran around the student parking lot as a senior prank. Sorry this has already been done before....couldn't they at least be original!

Of course they could have just not driven their cars for a day. Bras and panties are just so much more meaningful to get across the lesson of carbon emissions.

i kinda like the thought of all those coeds going commando...

I have a novel idea. This is one of those "new thinking" kinds of things. How about if all the people who are wringing hands and whining about carbon emissions started planting trees? How about if, instead of mowing the median strips on divided highways they planted them with trees? Don't trees use carbon dioxide and free oxygen into the atmosphere? Israel actually modified its climate by planting trees.

Pretty silly for us, though. What we need is more government controll. more bureaucracy; that's the answer. Along with thoughtful demonstrations involving underwear.

hmmm... that just gave me an idea that could make me rich!

Teabags full of activated charcoal. Liberals could insert them in their underwear to absorb greenhouse gases! I'll sell millions!

Ron Galt said:

hmmm... that just gave me an idea that could make me rich!

Teabags full of activated charcoal. Liberals could insert them in their underwear to absorb greenhouse gases! I'll sell millions!

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How about just repackaging Beano. Carbon emission tablets.

Ron Galt,

Such an invention already exists. It consists of underwear, I think of olefin, with a charcoal filter, defeating the divinely ordained purpose of farts. I think the device is contrary to nature.

regards,

Garryowen

I've always had an aversion to green and underwear being in the same sentence.

Alright! This could turn into a good old fashion bra burning!