Underwear Dust

sandra

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Underwear Dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being
funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start
washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!" His
wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go
unrewarded. The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself
as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he
shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the
bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?' She replied ...'It's not talcum powder
......It's 'Miracle Grow'.
 

D_el

Veteran Member
Underwear Dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being
funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start
washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!" His
wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go
unrewarded. The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself
as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he
shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the
bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?' She replied ...'It's not talcum powder
......It's 'Miracle Grow'.

Thanks for the heads up Sandra
All these years I thought it was just belly button lint.
 
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