The secret of emerging victorious from a game of Alaskan-style 'Tag'
such as this.....is to lay down a thick, viscous trail of
*fertilizer* on
the ground between you and the pursuing bear. The bear will step in
the slippery fertilizer and lose its footing....thus enabling you to quickly
escape.
I know you must be wondering.....where the hell does one find 'fertilizer'
in such a snow-covered and remote area -- and in the heat of a game
of polar bear 'tag'?? No problemo....the sight of the large and determined
bear in hot pursuit and determined to 'tag' you....will induce a very ade-
quate, spontaneous and naturally-occuring source of 'fertilizer'....right
where and when you need it.
Trust me....it will be there!
