Friday Funny...Riding Lawnmower and Police Officer (hilarity ensues)
- Thread starter Kris Gandillon
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Oilpatch Hand
3-Bomb General, TB2K Army
Man, that guy's a real dope. Or he was just incomprehensibly drunk.
Maybe both.
Maybe both.
Haybails
I got my first Timebomb!
Part of me is laughing, the other part is shaking my head saying, "that just ain't right."
However, "My wife's gonna kick your @ss" was hilarious!
HB
Christian for Israel
Knight of Jerusalem
shoulda let him finish his business. he wasn't hurting anyone after all.
Texas Writer
Veteran Member
"Was I speeding?" 
Conrad Nimikos
Who is Henry Bowman
The guy is a complete moron. But does that justify what the cop did?
momof23goats
Deceased
HE is soooo drunk. and more affraid of his wife than the cops.
BigFootsCousin
Molon Labe!
That looked like fun.
I should change careers.
1. Public intoxication.
2. Driving on a roadway while intoxicated.
3. Littering the roadway.
4. Indecent exposure.
5. Failure to follow lawful commands of a peace officer.
6. Resisting arrest.
That feller was having a good day until LEO showed up!
BFC
I should change careers.
1. Public intoxication.
2. Driving on a roadway while intoxicated.
3. Littering the roadway.
4. Indecent exposure.
5. Failure to follow lawful commands of a peace officer.
6. Resisting arrest.
That feller was having a good day until LEO showed up!
BFC
That was wrong on so many levels!
While the fool was beyond stupidly drunk.
There was no reason for him to be maced.
Failing to obey an officer while urinating off the front of your lawn mower is not a valid reason to be maced! It just ain't, and that is the difference between being a police office and a peace officer is about. Knowing when to be mean and when to fair.
Being that drunk, you can't process more than one thought at a time, and the Little brain was doing the thinking -- It needed relief!
While the fool was beyond stupidly drunk.
There was no reason for him to be maced.
Failing to obey an officer while urinating off the front of your lawn mower is not a valid reason to be maced! It just ain't, and that is the difference between being a police office and a peace officer is about. Knowing when to be mean and when to fair.
Being that drunk, you can't process more than one thought at a time, and the Little brain was doing the thinking -- It needed relief!
I have heard more than one police officer relate stories of being literally p*ssed on by detainees under various circumstances. With the guy standing up on the mower a foot or two ABOVE the police officer, my bet is that officer was primarily concerned that the guy might turn around and give him a faceful if he allowed him to continue.
Kris
Kris
