Looks who's at the Door!
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CelticRose
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Just curious.... How man pairs of shoes is that fella??? 
Rusty Shackelford
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That's the most butt ugly dog I've ever seen.......
Warren Bone
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Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit with the shark knocking at the front door...
"Pizza man"...
"Delivery"...
"Postman"...
warren.
"Pizza man"...
"Delivery"...
"Postman"...
warren.
"Candygram"
Rusty Shackelford
Inactive
Another SNL Fan..
SugarMagnolia
Deceased
That would sure explain all the shutters over the doors and windows over there.
theoutlands
Official Resister
cin said:
That's not odd behaviour - the gator is adapting to the new environment humans are imposing on them. Other wild critters are doing the same here, including deer, coons, bears, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, and so on. (yes, we have black bears in LA, including a roadkill example and verified paw-prints, both in semi-suburban areas of my AO - and *I* am far more rural than those locations!) Sharon, if you stay out of the low-lying wet areas, you'll never see them lizards - which is why we live on top of a "sandy ridge" terrain feature!
theoutlands
Official Resister
Brutus said:Yikes!
Oughta keep a 12 gauge handy with sh*t like that lurking around!
Hey, now - that's just the Neighborhood Welcoming Committee dropping by to say hello to the new folks on the block!!
"Say, can I borrow some soy sauce? I was starting my stir-fry for supper and discovered I'm totally out..."
Actually, they make great garbage disposals. They are cute and quiet. Have a nice smile and only demand attention when they wanna get wet and swim-mine would climb in the tub and hiss like a steams engine. Then he'd rear up on his hind legs and wave his head under the falling water from the tap. 
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Rusty wrote:
"That's the most butt ugly dog I've ever seen......."
No, Rusty. This is the most butt ugly dog you've ever seen. But be forewarned.
http://www.theagitator.com/archives/022303.php
"That's the most butt ugly dog I've ever seen......."
No, Rusty. This is the most butt ugly dog you've ever seen. But be forewarned. http://www.theagitator.com/archives/022303.php
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings which gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings which gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
Tumbleweed
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"Hello....Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones.....listen to me carefully....(bark! bark! scratch! scratch!)
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! (scratch! scratch! woof!) That is not, repeat NOT...the
dog! (bark! scratch! whine!) You just let the dog outside? I know.......
that's why I'm saying, its NOT the dog! You don't have a dog any longer! No,
I haven't been snorting anything, I ran out yesterday! Mrs Jones..you must
listen....put down the can of snuff and go to the living room...(howl! whine!
bark!) Mrs Jones.....DON'T LET MR. JONES OPEN THE DOOR! STOP HIM AT
ONCE!!! (bark! whine! scratch! "alright, alright...I'm coming, ya danged
worthless mutt! WHAT TH'......NO! NO! AIIIEEEEeeeee***" 'SNAP'!)
"Mrs Jones.........................................you're a widow!"
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! (scratch! scratch! woof!) That is not, repeat NOT...the
dog! (bark! scratch! whine!) You just let the dog outside? I know.......
that's why I'm saying, its NOT the dog! You don't have a dog any longer! No,
I haven't been snorting anything, I ran out yesterday! Mrs Jones..you must
listen....put down the can of snuff and go to the living room...(howl! whine!
bark!) Mrs Jones.....DON'T LET MR. JONES OPEN THE DOOR! STOP HIM AT
ONCE!!! (bark! whine! scratch! "alright, alright...I'm coming, ya danged
worthless mutt! WHAT TH'......NO! NO! AIIIEEEEeeeee***" 'SNAP'!)
"Mrs Jones.........................................you're a widow!"
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Gonecrabbin
Senior Member
"Hello, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses." 
Lone Wolf said:And the redneck said "Step into my kitchen" to Albert the Allagator...
Roast gator tail is a delicesy (sp)
Just about the right size.
lw
Alligator tail is really quite good. I had to cook some once after my Ex killed an alligator. I just fried it up like you would catfish. It wasn't bad at all.
Fuzzychick
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ofuzzy1 said:
OMG!
A.T.Hagan said:
This reminded me of something....
When I was living in Florida a while back there was this friend of a friend who had the MOST annoying dog in the world. It would yap and yap and yap and drove us all nuts.
One day we were all sitting outside and there went the little yapper running down by the pond. We couldn't see it from where we were sitting, but we could hear it...yap yap yap....then all of a sudden.....SPLASH!!!......and no more yap.
A gator got it! We were all Florida Gator fans (college football), so we all stood and cheered. Kinda felt bad for the friend of a friend though.
Had some canals in the woods near my place in C.Fl. I would shoot gar fish and drag them out for eatin-good stuff. So I'm standing at the edge and pop a coupple-used my .22 as the AK didn't leave much. It only stuns them.
The closest one was arm deep in the water but close enough to grab. Took him back to the Jeep and grabbed a curtain rod to fish the other out with.
Get back and there's is a haze of 'smoke'...stirred up mud where the other gar had been. I figured he'd come to and swam away.
I knelt down with the .22 watching for more gar and noticed a log in the canal that wasn't there before-it was floating towards me about five feet away. I stood up and it was an 8fter.
I went for the .357 but it skeedaddled.
The closest one was arm deep in the water but close enough to grab. Took him back to the Jeep and grabbed a curtain rod to fish the other out with.
Get back and there's is a haze of 'smoke'...stirred up mud where the other gar had been. I figured he'd come to and swam away.
I knelt down with the .22 watching for more gar and noticed a log in the canal that wasn't there before-it was floating towards me about five feet away. I stood up and it was an 8fter.
I went for the .357 but it skeedaddled.
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Lived and worked in the Big Swampy. Waded around in waste deep water all morning. We'd climb out at noon for lunch and tossed our scraps to the waiting gators. A few minutes later, back in we went to spend the rest of the work day wading around with the gators. I really enjoyed that job! We were blasting the canals to drain the swamp for "Golden Gates, Retirment Community".
Mike 9 or 10
Deceased
Toto said:
And, in spite of living in the "heart of darkness" Michigan, I think I'll just stay here for now.
Stay in Michigan where we have Real Men who refuse to let our women folk be harassed by reptiles !
