[OT] Scully was sitting there being all librarianishly sexy

[lars]

Sep 19, 04

http://jimtreacher.com/archives/000985.html



<b>X-Files 2: Rather Suspicious</b>

By James F. Treacher



Mulder ran into the X-Files office. Scully was sitting there reading some papers at her desk, being all librarianishly sexy and shit.

"Hey, Scully!"

"What?"

"Look at these documents!" He threw some photocopies down on her desk and looked at her like, Hah? Can you believe this? She glanced through them quietly for a moment, her breathtaking eyes rolling across the pages.

"These... Mulder, these are obviously fakes. The dates are in the early '70s, but they don't look anything like typewritten documents of the time. And you should know, we've got file cabinets full of them in this basement office we've shared at the FBI for years as we've investigated paranormal activity." She held them up, chewing her glasses. "Where did you get these?"

"That's the question, isn't it?" Mulder started pacing around and running his hands through his dense, full head of hair. He was in a state. "Where did I get them indeed? The ancient Egyptians believed that preserving a pharaoh's corpse would ensure him a place in the 'celestial fields' forever. And yet in 1908, the Tunguska meteor was said to have been felt up to 600 miles away. And then Lenny Bruce suddenly develops a 'heroin habit'? Really? These memos are leading us to something, Scully. Something big, I can feel it!"

"Mulder, what the **** are you talking about?"

"ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW?!?" He charged forward and slammed his fists on her desk like an angry parent. She flew back out of her chair and landed on the cold tile floor, her prim black skirt riding up over her milky white thighs and her gray silk blouse ripping open to reveal deep, lightly freckled cleavage.

"Mulder, calm down."

"Don't tell me to calm down! You think Rove DIDN'T have anything to do with this? Are you BLIND?" He advanced on her, his tousled hair looking great. "Did he get to you? How did he get to you?"

"Alright, Mulder, back off," she growled, unholstering her sidearm. She looked so ****ing hot when she did this it's not even funny. "Don't make me shoot!" She raised the weapon and was breathing like she was getting nailed real hard.

"I luh... love you, Scully. I love you, but I can't let you get away with this." He leaped.

BLAM!

The... End?

[Rattlehead]

So... the main question is, I think, was that black skirt pleated or not?

[Anjou]

So who is this guy? That was actually very well written, given the mark it was aiming for.

[Delta]

"librarianishly sexy"

I represent that remark.

[jlee]

[Libertarian]

Ahhhhh! Gillian Anderson and her character 'Dana Scully' have long been dream fuel for me.



Nice story. Thank you. I have to go now.

(I hope my girlfriend never finds this site! She is armed and jealous! )

[bartp40]

her!

[Sozo]

No, I think he means HER

[A.T.Hagan]

Gotta love them sexy librarians!

.....Alan (sometimes my wife does read this site )

[Jumpy Frog]

I need to get TV the X-files gals pretty cute, what channel????

[CygnusXI]

Thanks Sozo...
Now I gotta leave work and take a cold shower.

[Libertarian]

When I get home I will have to torture you guys with a few photos of the lovely lady I have saved on my hard drive.

[Brutus]

Originally Posted by Jumpy Frog

I need to get TV the X-files gals pretty cute, what channel????

Good Lord, Frog! The X-Files has been off for a couple of years now! It ran for about 8 or 9 years, maybe 10 - AND they made a feature movie for the big screen. There are rumors that there's going to be another.

[monkeyface]

Just when you think you're in for a long run, ya get BLAM

[SageTheRage]

Lib:

(I hope my girlfriend never finds this site! She is armed and jealous! )

How much is it worth to you that your hopes aren't dashed?

[Fartacus]

Just to be contrary for a change I submit that Mulder's (Duchovny's) real life wife, Tea Leone, puts Gillian Anderson to shame

[lars]

Mulder: "His jiggling is almost hypnotic"

Scully: "Yes, it's like a lava lamp"

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/.../aa071600a.htm


Think about it.

[Libertarian]

I disagree. Tea is very pretty but Gillian is stunning. Check out this pix!

[Fish Speaker]

[CygnusXI]

Well, to each their own Fart, but I prefer meaty to bony

[lars]

The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat. Hi Jan.

[Fartacus]

Originally Posted by CygnusXI

Well, to each their own Fart, but I prefer meaty to bony

I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong.

[CygnusXI]

Ok. Fart is hijacking this thread with blaspemous rants and pix!!!
I demand Justice!!!
(*)(*)
Teh boobies have spoken!!!

[phoenix7of7]

You guys REALLY need to embrace polygamy! I'll take both - thank you very much.

[Fartacus]

I'm suprised no one's commented on the slight wardrobe malfunction in the 2nd Tea Leone picture I posted.

[lars]

A hint of areola.

[Delta]

Actually, I thought Duchovny wasn't too bad in drag in Twin Peaks.

[Fartacus]

Originally Posted by lars

A hint of areola.

Ah... are there more beautiful words in the English language?


Another shot of the lovely Mrs. Duchovny...