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Old 11-08-2009, 12:32 PM
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Add Your Own Verse: " 'Bama Loves Me "

(to laugh to keep from crying---and hoping this will go on all the way thru to 2012--we're gonna need it)

/SARCASM most definitely ON:

'Bama loves me, this I know
For Pelosi tells me so--
He'll take care of everything
(As long as it's 'his song' I sing!)

CHORUS
Yes, 'Bama loves me
Yes, 'Bama loves me
Yes, 'Bama loves me
Pelosi tells me so.

'Bama will take care of me--
'Evil rich guy' pays the fee--
Spreading all the wealth around
"Thou shalt not steal" in the ground!

Yes, 'Bama loves me, etc....

I don't have to work no more
Free house and gas and food in stores
For all illegal aliens, too--
As long as, 'Bama, we vote for you!

Yes, 'Bama loves me, etc.....

(keep on adding to it, folks)
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:34 PM
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'Bama loves me, this I know
For Pelosi tells me so--
He'll take care of everything"

and I'll be his Ho
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:43 PM
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How 'bout some verses on healthcare, Cap & Trade, the Muzzies (& 'Bama's own secret Muslim 'faith')---I KNOW there's a lot of talent here!
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:53 PM
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Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Pelosi tells me so!


Bama loves me, this I know
For Pelosi told me so.
For the black and for the white
Bama leads us to the light.

Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Pelosi tells me so!

Bama loves me this I know,
For Pelosi told me so.
Bama's light will sting and burn
Will the people ever learn?

Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Pelosi tells me so!


Bama loves me this I know,
For Pelosi told me so.
Bama's got a One-World plan,
Praise the earth and kill the man.

Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Pelosi tells me so!


Bama loves me this I know,
For Pelosi told me so.
Bama wants us to go green,
His own efforts never seen.

Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Pelosi tells me so!


Bama loves me this I know,
For Pelosi told me so.
Bama likes his corp of youth,
Thoughts of brown shirts make me puke.

Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Yes, 'Bama loves me,
Pelosi tells me so!


I could go on like this forever, but I'll let someone else have a turn. Besides, praising this man, even in satire, make my keyboard feel as though the fires of hell are about to erupt.
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:54 PM
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"Bama loves me this I know,
cuz' the VA keeps saying "NO"

I served my country to keep us free
Got hurt but, no disability

Yes Bama loves me
Yes Bama loves me
Yes Bama loves me

But my Back and Knees are sore
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:56 PM
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Quote:
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How 'bout some verses on healthcare, Cap & Trade, the Muzzies (& 'Bama's own secret Muslim 'faith')---I KNOW there's a lot of talent here!
Bama loves me, this I know
For Pelosi told me so.
Bama's got a health care plan,
To kill the populace, every man.

Chorus

Bama loves me, this I know
For Pelosi told me so.
Cap and Trade will foot the bill
For the jobs he seeks to kill.

Chorus

Bama loves me, this I know
For Pelosi told me so.
Islamic power Bama seeks
As he bows to foreign sheiks.

Chorus
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:04 PM
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so go serve your country and join the club unregcognized disabled vets maimed and broken,
that served in the resource wars.

Obama loves me
Obama loves me
Obama love me



(Oh, wrong president.....I guess all presidents treat veterans crappy.)
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:08 PM
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:45 AM
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Do yall mind NOT disgracing the beloved name of MY HOME STATE???? I KNEW this would happen. I just KNEW it!!!

Why not BAM BAM?
Or woolyBooger?
Osamalover?
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:30 AM
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Very funny!

Here's more:

Although we know we looked but still can’t see,
We ALL believe! He promised trans-paren-cy.
Just say "Barack" and we get tingles from our leg to our 'tum.
Finish with "Hussein Obama" and you go 'um, 'um, 'um!

Yes, ‘Bama loves me, etc….
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:37 AM
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I tried but I just can't use the Jesus loves me hymm to talk about Obama. Now if you want to try The Devil Went Down to Georgia tune I think I can get into it.
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