Bad Hand
Veteran Member
When I owned my dog sled tour business there were a few times when I probably shouldn't said what I said but I did it anyway.
One morning as I was assisting a female client into the dog sled she really liked my hat. Then she asked what the fur was made of I blurted out "Slow Dog" looking at her shocked expression I realized I had made a mistake. I immediately explained that was a joke among dog drivers and that my fur hat was wolverine.
I was in the grocery store wearing my wolverine hat when the checker said "You have a dead animal on your head". My reply was you ever try wearing a live one?
Tom Brown Jr. being one of my favorite people, NOT I had a couple one my sled who were bragging about having just attended a 2 week course on tracking at Tom Brown's school. As we were going up the dog sled trail they asked what had made the 2 parallel tracks beside the trail. I told them that they were Snow Snakes and it was mating season. I went on to tell that Snow Snakes travel in pairs during the mating season. The worst part was they believed me. I broke down and told them the truth that they were cross country ski tracks.
As I was unloading my dog team a guest asked why some of the dogs had chewed large holes in their dog box doors. My answer was I had crossed my sled dogs with beaver that way I could feed them wood and cut down on their food bill. Then she asked me how I had done that.
I know I am bad.
One morning as I was assisting a female client into the dog sled she really liked my hat. Then she asked what the fur was made of I blurted out "Slow Dog" looking at her shocked expression I realized I had made a mistake. I immediately explained that was a joke among dog drivers and that my fur hat was wolverine.
I was in the grocery store wearing my wolverine hat when the checker said "You have a dead animal on your head". My reply was you ever try wearing a live one?
Tom Brown Jr. being one of my favorite people, NOT I had a couple one my sled who were bragging about having just attended a 2 week course on tracking at Tom Brown's school. As we were going up the dog sled trail they asked what had made the 2 parallel tracks beside the trail. I told them that they were Snow Snakes and it was mating season. I went on to tell that Snow Snakes travel in pairs during the mating season. The worst part was they believed me. I broke down and told them the truth that they were cross country ski tracks.
As I was unloading my dog team a guest asked why some of the dogs had chewed large holes in their dog box doors. My answer was I had crossed my sled dogs with beaver that way I could feed them wood and cut down on their food bill. Then she asked me how I had done that.
I know I am bad.
or full of the 
,
thrown for a 
!!!
maybe you share something with bambam 
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you for what you've done,
at you for leading those poor 
for your ability to tell some good yarns to trip those 
.
