SOFT NEWS Turkish divers "rescue" blow-up sex doll from sea

Shooting Star

Veteran Member
(Reuters) - Turkish rescue workers retrieved an inflatable sex doll from the Black Sea after police were notified by panicked residents who mistook it for a woman's body floating offshore, Milliyet newspaper reported on Sunday.

Police cordoned off a wide stretch of beach in northern Samsun province and sent a team of divers into the water to rescue what appeared to be a drowning woman, it said.

The team quickly discovered it was in fact a blow-up doll, which they deflated before throwing in the garbage, the daily said.

It was not clear where the blow-up doll had came from. The Black Sea is a key tourism destination for Turks and also sees busy international maritime shipping traffic.

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Flippper

Time Traveler
I wonder if they cut off it's nose, hands, feet or beheaded it before deflating and tossing in the trash? Infidel.
 

timbo

Deceased
I'm surprised they didn't put it in a Burkina (This is how spel chek said it was spelled!) before burial at sea. Or before they threw it in the garbage.
Whatever.
 

Flippper

Time Traveler
Only 9 replies? I'm depressed and disappointed, though Farmer John you did make me crack up, so not quite as depressed as I could be.

I guess if it was a male blow up doll this story would have ended differently.
 

Bumblepuff

Has No Life - Lives on TB
I'm surprised they didn't put it in a Burkina (This is how spel chek said it was spelled!) before burial at sea.

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"Initially Turkish divers thought it might have been one of Osama
bin Laden's aquatic virgins, but when they discovered there was
no hair under its armpits, their speculation was quickly deflated."
 

timbo

Deceased
Good one Bumblepuff!

No, a great one!

3 good jokes in one short paragraph!

I believe that is a new record.
 

naturallysweet

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Sure they through it in the garbage. :eleph:

Right now it's probably.... Actually it's better if we don't think about that. :lol:
 

Red Baron

Paleo-Conservative
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Ok, I'll say it.

That doll was probably the best piece of *ss those goobers ever had.

Ta Da!
 

Tumbleweed

Inactive
Ok, I'll say it.

That doll was probably the best piece of *ss those goobers ever had.

Ta Da!

Kinda what popped into my head as well. If its one of those cheap ones that aren't <ahem!> 'anatomically correct',
they'll all strain themselves trying to..........you know.........!

Then of course they might kill each other off fighting over her. :hmm:
 
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