welp, thanks Scotto, you have successfully managed to creep me out and make my skin crawl..
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If you have an ear irrigator you can probably just flush it out with tepid water.
From the Mayo Clinic:
how to remove an insect from your ear:
Try using oil for an insect.
Had that happen once, used peroxide but a little too much thought I was going to pass out! next time just a drop or two. At least the bug came out.

Forget the peroxide and use Whiskey instead, it won't kill it but the soothing tones of a langered insect singing "Fields Of Athenry" can be very soothing![]()
Imagine getting woke out of a sound sleep with the pain and feeling/hearing this SUPER loud "munching" sound INSIDE YOUR DAMN EAR!!......oh hell I was flippin out!
Pretty sure it's gone now, haven't heard or felt anything in about 20 minutes. I think it was most likely a fire ant, they are HORRENDOUS this year, all over the house and I've woke up a few times recently with being bit all over. Had to change bedsheets in the middle of the night from hundreds in the bed....come on winter already.
I read a tip someone wrote here, they set a pan of oil under each bedpost to keep bugs off the bed.
Imagine getting woke out of a sound sleep with the pain and feeling/hearing this SUPER loud "munching" sound INSIDE YOUR DAMN EAR!!......oh hell I was flippin out!
Pretty sure it's gone now, haven't heard or felt anything in about 20 minutes. I think it was most likely a fire ant, they are HORRENDOUS this year, all over the house and I've woke up a few times recently with being bit all over. Had to change bedsheets in the middle of the night from hundreds in the bed....come on winter already.
I do not remember the average number because it was one of those interesting facts I read years ago but people swallow lots of spiders in their sleep.
Mouth open, warm, dark and damp hole and the spider thinks "COOL! My new place to lay EGGS!"
Then the swallow reflex kicks in for you...in your sleep.


I always wondered if a quick pass with a vacuum cleaner hose would work

I read a tip someone wrote here, they set a pan of oil under each bedpost to keep bugs off the bed.