Two Large Woman

Vicki

Vicki

Girls With Guns Member
Two Large Woman

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....

I noticed two large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are

you two ladies from Scotland ?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are

you two whales from Scotland ?"


That's the last thing I remember...
 
A

Amazed

Does too have a life!
A young couple on their honeymoon were getting ready for bed. The husband took off his undies and tossed them to his new bride, saying " here, put these on"! The bride said"I can't wear these ....they're too big!" The husband said "That's right...I wear the pants in this family!
The new wife took her panties off and tossed them to her husband saying.." put those on!" The husband replied ."I can't...they're too small...I can't get into them! The new wife replied " That's right!...and that's the way it's going to be untill you change your attitude!

and that's how the fight started
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top