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I would suggest that all you folks who do not have great upper body strength and a significant weight advantage over the dog, start doing a lot of weight training...you'll need it.
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My son is very limber. He can even pop his shoulders in and out of their sockets randomly at will. His fingers and thumbs will bend completely backwards.
I'm on my Droid but will elaborate a bit later but from the responses I do wonder how many besides myself have ever choked an animal out.
You need to watch out for that. Could be indicative of a connective tissue disorder like Marfans. Definitely not something to be taken lightly.
During my younger years, I was a pro at choking my chicken.
Does that count?
LittleJohn



He is 28, 6'4" tall and strong as an ox.
I was pretty much the same as him when I was younger. As a freshman in high school no body could be me at mercy( crab each others hands, interlacing fingers and bend the hell out of them until someone yells MERCY!). Not even the seniors could beat me. He is the same way now. We just let them twist and bend until they are tired then go for the kill. It works every time.
Our biggest problem has been with our backs because they are so limber that after long hard hours of work it becomes hard to keep your back straight.
Being very tall is another indicator. Not kidding. Not to get off topic here but my oldest is 6'5", very limber and also in his 20s. He can dislocate his shoulders at will, and was able to do effortless splits into his late teens. Last spring one of his lungs collapsed out of nowhere. They had to re-inflate it. Then it happened again around Thanksgiving almost killing him (the Dr. said if he'd waited even another hour to get the ER he would have died). They took part of his lung that time. Then it happened to his other lung two months ago and they took part of that lung. Then he had another partial collapse a few weeks ago.
The disease he has, ehlers-danlos syndrome, causes "blebs" (pockets on the lung) that can burst. It also affects the aorta, causing it to grow to abnormally large size with a greatly increased risk of bursting, either on it's own or due to some trauma like getting hit in the chest with a ball.
All I'm saying is just be careful. It can strike out of nowhere, and does kill seemingly healthy, strapping young men...
Edited to add: Another indicator is very "stretchy" skin. Pinch it and you can pull it out almost like plastic.
First I want to say thank you sincerely for your concern and taking the time to bring this to our attention. It means a lot and tells a lot about you for doing so.
My son can still do full splits at age 28. It freaks people out. I can say this. He is an animal when it comes to strength. He does cross-fit. He will go for months and do great at it then things take him away for a while. Last time he was in top condition he was doing a series of burpies, kettle bell swings, 3/4 mile sprints with a 50 pound sand bag, weighted variety of pull ups, muscle ups and ring dips, rope climbs, flipping 120 pound tire over several times, dead lifts, snatch, bear complex and many others.
An average workout was three to four of those workouts with a set number of reps. Many days he would do this 3 hours without a break. The boy has got some lung capacity and endurance. I hope he does not have this problem you are talking about but we will be on the lookout. Thanks. He is just like I was back then so maybe he is OK. Most of my cousins are big like us. I think it is just a genetic thing. We have abnormal strength for our builds as well.
Our endurance is far beyond most people we know. My wife says we are more Neanderthal man than modern man, ha ha.
ETA: you should see him do cart wheels across the yard( which he is very good at), ha ha. From standing to when he is on his feet the next turn is like 15 or 20 feet. People are like "oh my God!"
We were in the mall of America in Minnesota a few years back and he decides to start skipping like a little girl. Only thing is his head was going over 8 feet with each gigantic skip. People just stopped and looked. He is a bit of a cut up at times and gets a bit like a little kid.

As far as my own dog. I can take their food from their mouths [[in the case of something dangerous or 'not to be eaten'.]] and they *will not* growl snap or show any signs of agression.
They learn from an early age I am the dominant, no questions asked and if there is a question I read to them from the book titled "Why is this guy kicking me?" written by their ass.
What I was trying to get at ear,iers is carnivors have strong, well-muscled necks and with the esophagus in front of the tracea and buried in muscle it is *extrmely* hard to choke out an animal.
BTDT and it was a 20+ minute ordeal and the animalfought the whole time.
Some of the suggestions-spray it with anything from window cleaner to WD-40 work prety good.
A good, solid kick in the nther regions works too-even a detesticulated dog still has a lot of nerves down there.
A solid kick [[especially wearing cowboy boots]] that sends the rectum up to the back teeth, yep, it works.
and FJ...was your chicken attacking you or someone else?
My son was also doing the extreme physical thing (parkour - that athletic jumping from building to building, up and down walls and stairs thing) along with heavy workouts and regular miles long runs. He also had above normal lung capacity until the surgeries.
Just for safety sake, you might want to have him get his heart checked out. A bursting aorta out of nowhere is the thing that kills most with the disease.