Vicki
Girls With Guns Member
A fella walks into this drug store and proceeds to walk up and down each isle looking and looking. After a bit he walks up to the male cashier and says very sternly, do you have cotton balls?
the cashier replies... what do I look like a Teddy Bear?
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Another man walks into a drug store and asks the lady at the counter where he can find feminine products for his wife. She tells him asle 5 and off he goes. He's gone quite some time before he finally comes to the counter with a bag of cotton balls and some string.
The cashier looks at him puzzled and asked if he found what he wanted for his wife.
The fella says yep but yesterday I asked her to buy me a carton of smokes and she brought me a bag of loose tobacco and papers so I figured if I have to roll my own, she can too!
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One night this brother is making out hot and heavy with a new Lady when she stops him in his tracks and say no protection, no further so he says fine, he'll be right back. He runs in the drugstore down the street and demands a pack of protection for his lady. The cashier asks what kind and size and the brother never using them before says, "the biggest yuz got". The cashier hands him the packet and says that will be $4.50 plus tax. The brother thinks for a second and says "screw the tacks, I'll tape em on."
the cashier replies... what do I look like a Teddy Bear?
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Another man walks into a drug store and asks the lady at the counter where he can find feminine products for his wife. She tells him asle 5 and off he goes. He's gone quite some time before he finally comes to the counter with a bag of cotton balls and some string.
The cashier looks at him puzzled and asked if he found what he wanted for his wife.
The fella says yep but yesterday I asked her to buy me a carton of smokes and she brought me a bag of loose tobacco and papers so I figured if I have to roll my own, she can too!
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One night this brother is making out hot and heavy with a new Lady when she stops him in his tracks and say no protection, no further so he says fine, he'll be right back. He runs in the drugstore down the street and demands a pack of protection for his lady. The cashier asks what kind and size and the brother never using them before says, "the biggest yuz got". The cashier hands him the packet and says that will be $4.50 plus tax. The brother thinks for a second and says "screw the tacks, I'll tape em on."
We found it for him and he bought it and left, but we "cracked up" for quite a while at our co-worker's expense. 
I reiterated my position and nicely told him to, um, "pack up" and go to the ER, and he agreed he probably should. The other customers in line were in a daze as they got a full view of the "flag flying in the breeze", so to speak.