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Security company calls and says the system is going off at my house. I head home to meet the cops.
Nobody is there, fortunately, although there have been some break-ins in the neighborhood.
Ordered a new computer last week, and you know how large those printer boxes are? I left them in the living room, where the cats have been playing in them all weekend. I'm sure you can see where this is going.
Somehow the little bastards (I mean, those sweet little furry creatures) pushed the big box all the way through the dining room and living room and down the hall. The big box sliding down the hall was enough to trip the motion sensor and send the security system howling. They were curled up in the box when I got home.
The deputy took a look around and stood there laughing while I explained to CPI Home Security. The cats and the dog sat there with innocent faces, blinking at me. "What did we do, Mommy?"
Nobody is there, fortunately, although there have been some break-ins in the neighborhood.
Ordered a new computer last week, and you know how large those printer boxes are? I left them in the living room, where the cats have been playing in them all weekend. I'm sure you can see where this is going.
Somehow the little bastards (I mean, those sweet little furry creatures) pushed the big box all the way through the dining room and living room and down the hall. The big box sliding down the hall was enough to trip the motion sensor and send the security system howling. They were curled up in the box when I got home.
The deputy took a look around and stood there laughing while I explained to CPI Home Security. The cats and the dog sat there with innocent faces, blinking at me. "What did we do, Mommy?"
