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    Briefs without fly

    My under garments have been getting a bit thread bare so I drove to my local Bealls store today. I picked out some boxer briefs (multicolored BTW) and was just about to head to the cash register when I spotted something odd about them. I couldn't see the fly.

    Normally I don't open packages but this time I tore it open and pulled out a brief. Sure enough, no fly. What sort of Chinese shenanigan is this? I put the package back on the rack and looked at the other briefs more closely. I found I can buy men's briefs with or without the fly. Amazing!

    I know I'm a bit 'out of the loop' as far as fashion goes but what good are briefs without a fly? Is this part of the emasculation of us guys?

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    Hahaha! DD's husband just bought a pair of jeans not realizing they were the nasty stretchy type of material that almost all the women's jeans are made of. Now DS knows what DD has been griping about.

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    :: passing Sand the shears and threaded needle :: Now, doncha go using my good scissors on cartridges or anything...and I'd offer you the two sided fabric tape, but that's kind of a risky way to go, as I understand it, but... your call.
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    Boxer briefs without the fly? Did the maker forget to sew the fly in? That's just weird.
    I would have tossed them back on the shelf too. My kidneys are "iffy". When I gots to go it's not "lets wait a while: but "RIGHT NOW!!". No fly would be a disaster for this guy.
    Wife does the multicolor boxer briefs for me; they usually have good sales at the PX and she loads me up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandune View Post
    My under garments have been getting a bit thread bare so I drove to my local Bealls store today. I picked out some boxer briefs (multicolored BTW) and was just about to head to the cash register when I spotted something odd about them. I couldn't see the fly.

    Normally I don't open packages but this time I tore it open and pulled out a brief. Sure enough, no fly. What sort of Chinese shenanigan is this? I put the package back on the rack and looked at the other briefs more closely. I found I can buy men's briefs with or without the fly. Amazing!

    I know I'm a bit 'out of the loop' as far as fashion goes but what good are briefs without a fly? Is this part of the emasculation of us guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlfaMan View Post
    Boxer briefs without the fly? Did the maker forget to sew the fly in? That's just weird.
    I would have tossed them back on the shelf too. My kidneys are "iffy". When I gots to go it's not "lets wait a while: but "RIGHT NOW!!". No fly would be a disaster for this guy.
    Wife does the multicolor boxer briefs for me; they usually have good sales at the PX and she loads me up.

    Surely you should be starting a boxer, briefs or commando thread- with sub categories for fabrics & colors.
    Thoughts are things. Thus I'm careful of the thoughts I think, & the company I keep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinecone View Post
    Hahaha! DD's husband just bought a pair of jeans not realizing they were the nasty stretchy type of material that almost all the women's jeans are made of. Now DS knows what DD has been griping about.
    Kirkland jeans at Costco ... Inexpensive plain old jeans.

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    To make it PC and fair.....just like outlawing urinals.

    Males should not stand up to pee. It unfair and not PC to stand and pee like a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by West View Post
    To make it PC and fair.....just like outlawing urinals.

    Males should not stand up to pee. It unfair and not PC to stand and pee like a man.
    I used to be able to pick off a vulture on a manure wagon at 25 yards.

    Chuck Norris' urine stream can cut a Volkswagon in half at 50 yards.
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    I'm now thinking the store may be a trannie hangout. Why else would they NOT want a fly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jward View Post
    Surely you should be starting a boxer, briefs or commando thread- with sub categories for fabrics & colors.
    I was tempted to get a blue brief with pink flamingos, being in Florida and all.

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    Hearing a parody song on this topic.

    Written to Billy Idol, "Eyes Without a Face".

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    Boxer briefs w/o a fly? I accidentally bought three pair because I didn't know there was such a thing. Cant use ‘em. My girlfriend wears them. Don’t do it man!
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    In Vietnam, they just pee out of one of the legs. Those guys can do it while walking down a road and carrying on a conversation without breaking stride. Or, usually without breaking wind either, but that's another issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by et2 View Post
    Kirkland jeans at Costco ... Inexpensive plain old jeans.
    Used to be. DH and I hate the new ones. The old ones were great and fit well and were tough! New ones - meh. Won't buy them.

    Edited to add: Sorry for the thread drift, Sandune. I can't imagine men's briefs without the fly. It's just un-American!

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    If it ever comes to denying a man's right to a fly, I'll channel my ancient ancestor's skill and make a kilt. Problem solved.

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    I’ve never in my life dragged my “gear” through a “porthole” in underwear. I always pull the waistband down under the boys to let go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Olson View Post
    I’ve never in my life dragged my “gear” through a “porthole” in underwear. I always pull the waistband down under the boys to let go.
    TMI
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    Underwears up

    baselayer top down

    baselayer bottoms up

    flannel shirt down

    pants up

    Carhartt bibs over all of it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandune View Post
    If it ever comes to denying a man's right to a fly, I'll channel my ancient ancestor's skill and make a kilt. Problem solved.
    All that excess flying in the breeze might present problems, though...

    ...seriously, consider snipping your own egress portal....perhaps with a coocoo clock applique on the outside of the briefs, with a velcro door. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

    And the flamingos rock, but I am envisioning octopus & sea turtle fabric.
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    They want you to sit to pee!
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    At one point Patagonia deleted the fly on their long johns. I guess they thought it would be more fashionable in the ski lodge or something. When I called to complain they said they had received a lot of similar feedback and the fly was coming back.
    Was known as dairyfarmer but sold the cows.

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    There are a LOT of manufacturers who build activewear, and athleisure wear briefs with no fly in them. USUALLY, they're long-legged briefs and stretch well.... So you pull the leg hole back.
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    Flamingo boxer briefs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Baron View Post
    I used to be able to pick off a vulture on a manure wagon at 25 yards.

    Chuck Norris' urine stream can cut a Volkswagon in half at 50 yards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Olson View Post
    I’ve never in my life dragged my “gear” through a “porthole” in underwear. I always pull the waistband down under the boys to let go.
    Yup. Gotta agree. Way simpler, faster and less chance of a misfire.
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    No fly, no problem. Who the hell can haul that monster through that little hole anyway.
    Mike

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    In China men's underpants with a fly are not that popular.

    Give me the choice these days and I prefer fly-less.

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    They're probably for those who imagine they're men.

    My daughter has a friend in Texas (female).
    This friends girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other imagines she's a guy and changed her name from Rose to Ross.

    Maybe that's what she wears?

    When I was young little girls dreamed of being princesses.
    Now, they dream of balls?

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    This is why I like TB2K. Before yesterday I never knew you could buy flyless briefs. Now I know a lot of guys never use them. Learning never stops.

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    Men that work outside, hunt, fish and play hard...we gotta have a fly. I'm not going to squat to pee or pull pants, longJohns and underware down around my knees to pee, especially when its cold outside.

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    sissyfication of males, turning em into squatters? (help me out here folks, I"M trying to say what I want to say without being overly crude.

    Suppose could just go back to the commando mode but that's more for surviving in very hot abrasive or humid environments with limited supply in the Corps.

    I suppose a knife could cut an opening where ya neede / wanted it.Be a bit raggedy and silly though.
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    They have been making underwear for men without a fly since at least close to 40 years now. I do not have them but they have been around that long.

    Sometimes if I am out running in my running shorts ( polyester loose fit for flexibility while working out type of shorts)and have to pee I just grab the leg of my shorts and underwear all at once and pull them up and let it hang out balls and all because its quick and easy. I only do it in the woods on trails my son and I run on and never when anyone is around, I hope .
    Back when I was a kid.
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    Men's underwear without a port hole. Whoda thunk it!
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    Maybe just going commando is the answer for those who yearn to be free...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandune View Post
    I'm now thinking the store may be a trannie hangout. Why else would they NOT want a fly?
    They were the girl versions? LOL

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    hhhmmmmm.....




    so these briefs.....when you say multicolored, do you mean that within the package there are multiple colors of briefs (one blue, one green, one red, etc), or is each brief multicolored?
    float like a butterfly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20Gauge View Post
    They were the girl versions? LOL
    you laugh, but that is actually very real.

    it has become a thing for girls to wear boys unders. girls that want to be boys, and very girlie girls wanting to wear boys unders. that non opening fly is probably why.
    float like a butterfly...

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    I agree with Dennis, I always drag the gear over the top, never try to fish it through the hole. I searched for and found flyless boxer briefs back when I was on aircrew status. The long legs of the briefs prevented chaffing from the seams in the crotch of the flight suit and the fewer seams around my wedding tackle the better, prevents pressure points in the Gsuit and such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hunybee View Post
    you laugh, but that is actually very real.

    it has become a thing for girls to wear boys unders. girls that want to be boys, and very girlie girls wanting to wear boys unders. that non opening fly is probably why.
    I know, I just thought it was funny.

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