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  1. #41
    This is a great thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlfaMan View Post
    This is a great thread!
    And to think, it was an accident.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

    If you have not been to the range in a month, you are under performing.-BB

    You need to work out and get in shape. Your future enemies are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Olson View Post
    Yeah, I absolutely love herding all you ODD types over the past 18 years...
    Yeah, well, someday all the ODD types are gonna get EVEN!
    "...Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the cats of war..."
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    If it works, it doesn't have enough features. - Windows 10 design philosophy.
    Forget the beer, I'm just here for the doom!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
    And to think, it was an accident.
    Remember, the best laid plans rarely get you laid.
    "...Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the cats of war..."
    Razor sharpening while you wait - Occam
    If it works, it doesn't have enough features. - Windows 10 design philosophy.
    Forget the beer, I'm just here for the doom!
    Humans, just a tool for amino acids to make Swiss watches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
    And to think, it was an accident.
    It is mind blowing that you start an empty thread and it gets over a thousand views.
    "Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we will all face the choice between what is right, and what is easy."
    Dumbledore to Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire.

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    A people who no longer recognize sin and evil, are not a people who will recognize tyranny and despotism either. Invar


    “During the course of your life you will find that things are not always fair. You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted. But you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight. Never, ever, ever give up!”

    - President Donald J. Trump

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    Hey, at least we get traffic...

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    This thread is TB2K's answer to Seinfeld. It was about nothing and was a hit. I don't understand, but it's funny, anyhow.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

    If you have not been to the range in a month, you are under performing.-BB

    You need to work out and get in shape. Your future enemies are.

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    Bump! Definitely!
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    "It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
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    "It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
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    Allow me to use this thread for a shameless plug for our Market Prediction thread down in the Corkboard.

    Throw out a bid if you want, but even if you don't -- if you like this thread, you'll probably like that one.

    Which...just means you aren't normal. Just like Groucho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
    This thread is TB2K's answer to Seinfeld. It was about nothing and was a hit. I don't understand, but it's funny, anyhow.
    If you'd been around here longer, you'd understand. This place is, frankly, odd, and populated by really, really odd people. We look at things "differently" than most, and we can make almost anything funny. You'll get used to it in another year or two...



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    I've been meaning to bump up my post count a little, and this thread is a great one to do just that!

    (I predict this may become one of the longer threads around here, LOL)

    Don't go here. Right....
    "Doom is always a day away..."

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    Don't go here. Right....




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    I think it's really funny that a thread titled "don't go here" has 1,450 views!! As my cat says, "you're not the boss of ME!!" lol
    Therefore be ye also ready; for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. Matt. 24:44

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    One of my favorite thread from the distant past. http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showt...ts-starts-fire The postings show our appreciation for good literature and creativity, if not decorum.
    "Freedom is not something to be secured in any one moment of time. We must struggle to preserve it every day. And freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction."
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    I saw one somewhere that rocked-on for several years....mebbe arfcom

    Started as a "Please delete".




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    Quote Originally Posted by jba48 View Post
    I've been meaning to bump up my post count a little, and this thread is a great one to do just that!

    (I predict this may become one of the longer threads around here, LOL)

    Don't go here. Right....
    Who would be so crass as to use this thread for mere post count inflation?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

    If you have not been to the range in a month, you are under performing.-BB

    You need to work out and get in shape. Your future enemies are.

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    I mean, there are other ways to get one's post count up.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

    If you have not been to the range in a month, you are under performing.-BB

    You need to work out and get in shape. Your future enemies are.

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    What other ways are there to get the old post count up?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

    If you have not been to the range in a month, you are under performing.-BB

    You need to work out and get in shape. Your future enemies are.

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    We do frown on "empty posts". Just sayin...

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    I saw this thread a couple of days ago and still had to look......curiosity.....ya know.......

    anyway thanks for the laughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Olson View Post
    We do frown on "empty posts". Just sayin...
    There's gobs of interesting news stories out there that never get posted.

    Anybody that wants their bombz should get after it
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    I have a collection of images, so I'm ready to go all week with postings on this thread! Four that are supposedly real-but-odd:
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    The early bird may get the worm,









    But the second mouse gets the cheese.
    "...Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the cats of war..."
    Razor sharpening while you wait - Occam
    If it works, it doesn't have enough features. - Windows 10 design philosophy.
    Forget the beer, I'm just here for the doom!
    Humans, just a tool for amino acids to make Swiss watches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garryowen View Post
    One of my favorite thread from the distant past. http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showt...ts-starts-fire The postings show our appreciation for good literature and creativity, if not decorum.
    OMG what a thread! I wasn't here yet for that one.
    And gee, the limericks haven't even started here yet...
    "Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we will all face the choice between what is right, and what is easy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinal View Post
    OMG what a thread! I wasn't here yet for that one.
    And gee, the limericks haven't even started here yet...
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

    If you have not been to the range in a month, you are under performing.-BB

    You need to work out and get in shape. Your future enemies are.

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    Today's word is ............... Fluctuations

    (I will never hear or see this word again
    without thinking of this joke.)

    I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
    There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian
    lady, who was trying to exchange yens for dollars.
    It was obvious she was very irritated ...

    She asked the teller,"Why it change? Yesterday,
    I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get
    hunat eighty? Why it change?"

    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
    "Fluctuations."

    The Asian lady says, Fluc you white people too"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Olson View Post
    Don't go here. Right....



    isn't this what IT managers do?
    Frugal is the new black!!
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    Get cashback on your online purchases!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinal View Post
    OMG what a thread! I wasn't here yet for that one.
    And gee, the limericks haven't even started here yet...
    There once was a man from Nantucket...
    "...Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the cats of war..."
    Razor sharpening while you wait - Occam
    If it works, it doesn't have enough features. - Windows 10 design philosophy.
    Forget the beer, I'm just here for the doom!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garryowen View Post
    One of my favorite thread from the distant past. http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showt...ts-starts-fire The postings show our appreciation for good literature and creativity, if not decorum.
    I misses that one! Thanks for resurrecting it. I’m crying tears from laughing so hard!
    ” Watch ye therefore and pray always that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass and to stand before the Son of Man”
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    COLLAPSE NOW: avoid the rush

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    Equal time for dog abuse:
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    Facts?? We don't need no stinkin facts...

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    Urban crime, bacon bits, and the pink dolphin of the Apocalypse!
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    We have done so much, with so little, for so long....We can now do anything, with nothing, forever.

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    Tut tut! Sundry Persiflage... here's your opportunity, scarletbreasted in FNQ who copped 500 mm (18 inches - 20 inches in Yankee banter) of precipitation a few days past. Last I heard he tripped in the fast flowing gutter at Cairns, Australia. Haven't heard a thing since..., but I figure a thread like this'll perk him up...

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    We have done so much, with so little, for so long....We can now do anything, with nothing, forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderdog9 View Post
    Tut tut! Sundry Persiflage... here's your opportunity, scarletbreasted in FNQ who copped 500 mm (18 inches - 20 inches in Yankee banter) of precipitation a few days past. Last I heard he tripped in the fast flowing gutter at Cairns, Australia. Haven't heard a thing since..., but I figure a thread like this'll perk him up...
    Facts?? We don't need no stinkin facts...

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