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    We have done so much, with so little, for so long....We can now do anything, with nothing, forever.

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    Mom's in Group Therapy

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

    "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy"

    He turned to the second mother, Ann, and said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third mother, Joyce, and said, "Your obsession is with alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pickup Peter and Willy from school and go home."
    Proud to be Deplorable, Irredeemable, a Scumbag and a bigot! Nothing wrong in being any of them.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    Bilal Farooqui‏ @bilalfarooqui 4h
    Our D.C. office building got a security robot.
    It drowned itself.
    We were promised flying cars,
    instead we got suicidal robots.



    ^^^ Darwin Award, electronic edition...
    shōu xnyngkă ma?

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    Quote Originally Posted by packyderms_wife View Post
    This suggests that the MSM can entertain the concept of shame. I've seen no indication of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Possible Impact View Post
    Bilal Farooqui‏ @bilalfarooqui 4h
    Our D.C. office building got a security robot.
    It drowned itself.
    We were promised flying cars,
    instead we got suicidal robots.



    ^^^ Darwin Award, electronic edition...


    It would not surprise me that we paid $700,000. for that thing.

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    We have done so much, with so little, for so long....We can now do anything, with nothing, forever.

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    "Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking"

    Wise words to live by...

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelteever View Post
    "Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking"

    Wise words to live by...

    Michael
    Or,,,,

    Don't screw with Mommy unless she says come here boy and right now....

  25. #705
    Quote Originally Posted by thompson View Post
    He looks SO pleased with himself, too! He should be!
    That is the look all males have after using the urinal....

  26. #706
    Quote Originally Posted by Texican View Post
    That is the look all males have after using the urinal....
    I think it's Germany that's getting rid of urinals because they're too sexist. Everyone is supposed to sit to pee, and they'll fine you if you don't.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    Last edited by ShadowMan; 07-19-2017 at 08:06 PM.
    We have done so much, with so little, for so long....We can now do anything, with nothing, forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packyderms_wife View Post
    OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE!!! Must Have it! V

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    LOVE THIS!!! V

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    Have eaten many a large breakfast, but this one takes the cake and would last all day....

    Texican....

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    When I need a bright spot in my day....

    The Official 'Just Because' Humor Thread....

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    Texican....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texican View Post
    When I need a bright spot in my day....

    The Official 'Just Because' Humor Thread....

    Does it every time....

    Texican....

    Thank you, sometimes I feel as if I'm posting too much to this thread, so am happy that's giving your spirits a lift!
    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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