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    The Official 'Just Because' Humor Thread

    Well it looks like the liberal moon bats are going full retard and nothing short of civil war is going to please them... so I've started this thread in hopes of spreading some cheer.



    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    Just Because, I don't feel like starting a new thread for cute stuff.
    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    Awww that's adorable!
    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    Thanks soooo much for all the giggles!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thompson View Post

    This is absolutely wild!
    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    Just because..
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    Just because..
    Looks just like our vets own dog!
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    Acts 9:11 The Lord told him, “Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. 12 In a vision he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight.”

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    Asato Ma Sad Gama - leave illusion, come to the truth
    Tamasi Ma Jyotir Gama - leave the darkness, come to the light

    You may not be interested in Islam
    But Islam is VERY interested in you

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    Asato Ma Sad Gama - leave illusion, come to the truth
    Tamasi Ma Jyotir Gama - leave the darkness, come to the light

    You may not be interested in Islam
    But Islam is VERY interested in you

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    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packyderms_wife View Post


    Just Because, I don't feel like starting a new thread for cute stuff.
    I love that one!
    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    https://youtu.be/ghVSZNYPXtw

    Link to Captain Kirks response to Feminist.
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    I like the dandelions in the parking lot in post 11.

    Got a chuckle out of Captain Kirk's response to Ashley Judd, but need brain bleach after listening to her crazy rant.

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    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    A "principled conservative" reminds us how important it is to not be vulgar. Funny how when there’s a fight to be fought, they’re never anywhere to be found.

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    What is the lake of fire? What is it's purpose? Is the lake of fire eternal hell? Is there any hope of escape for those cast into this lake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeholder View Post
    I like the dandelions in the parking lot in post 11.

    Got a chuckle out of Captain Kirk's response to Ashley Judd, but need brain bleach after listening to her crazy rant.

    Kathleen
    I liked those as well! I'd do that to my driveway.
    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    Sort of jokes. Kind of like those Chuck Norris jokes.

    If Trump cured cancer today, the headlines tomorrow would read, "Trump ruins job opportunities in cancer research."

    If Trump walked on water, the headlines would read, "Trump can't swim."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalen View Post
    Sort of jokes. Kind of like those Chuck Norris jokes.

    If Trump cured cancer today, the headlines tomorrow would read, "Trump ruins job opportunities in cancer research."

    If Trump walked on water, the headlines would read, "Trump can't swim."
    President Trump will continue to be blamed for all the things that the left hates....
    But remember, the right loved and prayed for Trump before we elected him for President....
    And....
    We will back President Trump thru this term and his second term irrespective of the lies and tantrums by the left....

    Texican....

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    The mainstream media....
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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance but that is common amongst those who have never accomplished anything in their lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure.

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    A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

    The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

    Donald replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Donald said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Donald said, "I'm going to raffle him off The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

    Donald said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

    A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

    Donald said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Donald said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back."

    Donald is soon moving into the White House.

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    >
    > 1. A man comes into the ER and yells,
    > 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
    > I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
    > Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs....
    > and I was in the wrong one.
    >
    > Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald
    > San Francisco
    >
    > 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
    >
    > 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
    > 'Yes, they used to be,'. . . Replied the patient.
    >
    > Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
    > Seattle , WA
    >
    > 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.
    >
    > Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
    > Reporting to the rest of the family that he had
    > Died of a 'massive internal fart.'
    >
    > Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
    >
    > 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
    > Which one? .. . I asked. 'The patch...
    > The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'
    > I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
    > Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
    >
    > Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
    >
    > Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,
    > Norfolk , VA
    >
    > 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
    > After a look of complete confusion she answered .. . .
    > ' Why, not for about twenty years, when my husband was alive.'
    >
    > Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
    > Corvallis , OR
    >
    > 6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste. Bob replied.
    > I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
    > A foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
    >
    > Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,
    > Detroit ,
    >
    > 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled
    > Into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing entered,
    > It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
    > Scheduled for immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating
    > Table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a
    > Tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'
    >
    > Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
    > Which said 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'
    >
    > Submitted by RN no name,
    >
    > AND FINALLY!!. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    >
    > 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
    > I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
    > I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
    >
    > The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing
    > And further embarrassing me.
    > I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . ..
    > ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
    > She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..
    >
    > ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was .. . .
    > ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .'
    >
    > Dr. Wouldn't submit his name....
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > 1 MORE
    >
    > Baby's First Doctor Visit
    >
    > This made me laugh out loud.
    > I hope it will give you a smile!
    >
    > A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
    >
    > The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
    > 'Breast-fed,' she replied..
    >
    > 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
    >
    > She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
    >
    > Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
    >
    >
    > I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma.
    ---------------------

    My friend sent this to me, I needed this laugh!

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