Turkish divers "rescue" blow-up sex doll from sea

[Shooting Star]

(Reuters) - Turkish rescue workers retrieved an inflatable sex doll from the Black Sea after police were notified by panicked residents who mistook it for a woman's body floating offshore, Milliyet newspaper reported on Sunday.

Police cordoned off a wide stretch of beach in northern Samsun province and sent a team of divers into the water to rescue what appeared to be a drowning woman, it said.

The team quickly discovered it was in fact a blow-up doll, which they deflated before throwing in the garbage, the daily said.

It was not clear where the blow-up doll had came from. The Black Sea is a key tourism destination for Turks and also sees busy international maritime shipping traffic.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/...ddly+Enough%29

[Flippper]

I wonder if they cut off it's nose, hands, feet or beheaded it before deflating and tossing in the trash? Infidel.

[LittleJohn]

I wonder if they cut off it's nose, hands, feet or beheaded it before deflating and tossing in the trash? Infidel.

I was wondering if they took her out for a couple of drinks after the rescue...


LittleJohn

[My Adonai]

I was wondering if they took her out for a couple of drinks after the rescue...


LittleJohn

lol!!

[Halfdar]

So, what.....no protests saying this is offensive to our religion etc etc etc blah blah blah?

[Cardinal]

Did they give her mouth to mouth to resuscitate?

[dstraito]

I figured it would be in the shape of a camel.

[Panner]

Here is a story that happened in China. People reported a body floating down a river.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/906131-...-police-rescue

[timbo]

I'm surprised they didn't put it in a Burkina (This is how spel chek said it was spelled!) before burial at sea. Or before they threw it in the garbage.
Whatever.

[Amazed]

Probably not one of the 72 promised virgins.

[Flippper]

Only 9 replies? I'm depressed and disappointed, though Farmer John you did make me crack up, so not quite as depressed as I could be.

I guess if it was a male blow up doll this story would have ended differently.

[Bumblepuff]

I'm surprised they didn't put it in a Burkina (This is how spel chek said it was spelled!) before burial at sea.

"Initially Turkish divers thought it might have been one of Osama
bin Laden's aquatic virgins, but when they discovered there was
no hair under its armpits, their speculation was quickly deflated."

[timbo]

Good one Bumblepuff!

No, a great one!

3 good jokes in one short paragraph!

I believe that is a new record.

[naturallysweet]

Sure they through it in the garbage.

Right now it's probably.... Actually it's better if we don't think about that.

[packyderms_wife]

I'm surprised they didn't put it in a Burkina (This is how spel chek said it was spelled!) before burial at sea. Or before they threw it in the garbage.
Whatever.

[momof23goats]

Probably not one of the 72 promised virgins.

guess not.

[Red Baron]

Ok, I'll say it.

That doll was probably the best piece of *ss those goobers ever had.

Ta Da!

[Chair Warmer]

Sure they through it in the garbage.

Right now it's probably.... Actually it's better if we don't think about that.

Some guys like their women a little on the trashy side!

[m.anderson]

What's the difference between a regular blow up doll
and a muslem one?





The muslem ones blow themselves up

[Tumbleweed]

Ok, I'll say it.

That doll was probably the best piece of *ss those goobers ever had.

Ta Da!

Kinda what popped into my head as well. If its one of those cheap ones that aren't <ahem!> 'anatomically correct',
they'll all strain themselves trying to..........you know.........!

Then of course they might kill each other off fighting over her.

[Richard]

could have blocked the bospheros, can't be too careful