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    5 Last Meal

    Just to soften the blows of all the doom, just thought I would ask:

    Let's say that you are on death row and the prison has agreed to give you whatever you wanted for your last meal. What would it be?

    For instance, a friend of mine said that he would want "The Sampler" breakfast plus a stack of pancakes from Cracker Barrel.

    And we all know that Sat would probably order a mixed green & black olive sandwich.

    So... what would your very last meal request be?




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    5 pounds of snow crab, 2 baked potatoes and all the cheddar biscuits I can eat.
    Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land". Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

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    A one-inch-thick ribeye, medium rare. 1/4" - cut French fries. Corn on the cob. And a bourbon-and-chocolate milkshake for dessert.
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    Actually it would have to be a green and black olive sandwich with olive loaf.

    No idea. Depends on when the last meal was to be served and whether I was hungry at the time.

    Of course if they give you eight hours between last meal and execution the prime thing t do would to be to gorge yourself so you leave a mess on the seat when the power hits you.

    Hot dogs and old cheese perhaps...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satanta View Post
    Actually it would have to be a green and black olive sandwich with olive loaf.

    No idea. Depends on when the last meal was to be served and whether I was hungry at the time.

    Of course if they give you eight hours between last meal and execution the prime thing t do would to be to gorge yourself so you leave a mess on the seat when the power hits you.

    Hot dogs and old cheese perhaps...
    Don't forget the chili on the hotdogs.
    Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land". Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

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    Hahahaha, how is asking about last meals "softening the blows of the doom"?



    If it was me, I'd ask for a lethal dose of Valium for a last meal.
    So when's the Revolution? God or Money? Choose.

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    A good steak, a nice baked potato, some green spinach and a cool ale.
    It is sunny here in Arizona :)

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    My sister would have to make me some fried chicken the way I like it, no one else's comes close...then a bowl of salted, hot buttered popcorn and some cherry pie. NUM... that's my idea of the perfect meal. Forget the veggies if i'm dying.

    But after gorging myself on all that, they'd better put me down so I don't gain weight.

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    A pint of Starbucks Coffee Ice Cream.

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    Morton's Steakhouse
    Cajun Ribeye Steak
    Chicago Style Horseradish Mashed Potatoes
    Grilled Jumbo Asparagus
    Legendary Hot Chocolate Cake

    Two fingers 25 year Macallen

    yea, i think that covers it
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    If I knew death was immanent, for whatever reason, the very last thing I would be thinking about would be to gratify the senses.

    I would dive deep into prayer to God, and that is all I would do.
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    corn tortilla with melted blue cheese, a plate of shrimp, crab and lobster with butter. They wouldn't need to inject the killer chemicals because I'd be long dead with allergic reactions to it all. I'd rather chose my time and way of death.

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    Lamb chops fried up in garlic and butter.
    Then just keep bringing them.


    As you can see, SOME of us have planned for this scenario....

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    Salmon Filet
    Cuban-style Arroz Con Pollo (yellow rice and chicken) with real saffron
    Asparagus Tips
    Sourdough Rolls, and Salted Butter
    Cream Puffs
    Pecan Pie
    Breyers Real Vanilla Bean Ice Cream or a Dairy Queen Vanilla Milkshake
    A Sheet Cake decorated with the words "Bon Voyage" written in icing, topped by sparklers
    Coke or Ice Tea
    One Fortune Cookie

    And maybe a bag of pistachios to munch on afterwards, while talking the long walk.
    Last edited by Mark Armstrong; 08-08-2012 at 06:06 PM.

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    Fortune cookie.... Good one M A..




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    Quote Originally Posted by mzkitty View Post
    Hahahaha, how is asking about last meals "softening the blows of the doom"?
    hahaha I was just going to post the exact same thing.. lol

    Me, I would probably request some Indian food.. love the stuff.. and now I am even more doomed out thinking about my last meal, and thinking what the heck did I do to end up on Death Row.. oh man, who's gonna take care of my cats.. and all those preps.. I hope my wife knows how to use them all.. crud.. now I am even MORE depressed lolololol
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    1" thick New York strip rare.
    Coconut battered Jumbo shrimp with a melted blue cheese/ cheddar dipping sauce.
    Lobster tail with garlic butter.
    Cheddar biscuits.
    Key Lime pie (whole pie)
    Large bottle of home made ginger ale
    A good cigar and a bottle of makers mark.

    Might as well go out in style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milk-maid View Post
    My sister would have to make me some fried chicken the way I like it, no one else's comes close...then a bowl of salted, hot buttered popcorn and some cherry pie. NUM... that's my idea of the perfect meal. Forget the veggies if i'm dying.

    But after gorging myself on all that, they'd better put me down so I don't gain weight.
    I'll second that. Plus the morphine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WalknTrot View Post
    Lamb chops fried up in garlic and butter.
    Then just keep bringing them.


    As you can see, SOME of us have planned for this scenario....
    Reminds me of Silence Of The Lambs. Hey there Hannibal.
    I'll keep my freedom, guns & money, you keep your change!

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    Slim Fast Bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Armstrong View Post
    Salmon Filet
    Cuban-style Arroz Con Pollo (yellow rice and chicken) with real saffron
    Asparagus Tips
    Sourdough Rolls, and Salted Butter
    Cream Puffs
    Pecan Pie
    Breyers Real Vanilla Bean Ice Cream or a Dairy Queen Vanilla Milkshake
    A Sheet Cake decorated with the words "Bon Voyage" written in icing, topped by sparklers
    Coke or Ice Tea
    One Fortune Cookie

    And maybe a bag of pistachios to munch on afterwards, while talking the long walk.
    love the fortune cookie

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    It wouldn't be anything I cook for sure. I think I'd go with Chinese Orange chicken topped off with a big old chocolate cherry cake and a Starbucks venti white mocha.

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    Chocolate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mzkitty View Post
    Hahahaha, how is asking about last meals "softening the blows of the doom"?



    If it was me, I'd ask for a lethal dose of Valium for a last meal.

    I think I'll have what you're having MzKitty - but first, a rare new york strip and garlic mashed potatoes. Perhaps a couple of margaritas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FireDance View Post
    I think I'll have what you're having MzKitty - but first, a rare new york strip and garlic mashed potatoes. Perhaps a couple of margaritas.

    just put the dose of valium in the margaritas so you don't realize ur dieing.
    Last edited by 2ndEviltwin; 08-08-2012 at 07:54 PM.

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