To Do List

[blueberry]

1. Make Vanilla Pudding. Put pudding in Mayo jar and eat out of the jar in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear T-Shirt that says “LIFE”. Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with that burger.

6. Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, run out cheering, “It worked! It worked!”

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

9. Buy a parrot. Train parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

10. Follow joggers in your car, blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

[Mary]

4, 5, 6 ... I *have* to find time to do these

[changed]

You are standing in the elevator with a coworker or friend and a woman walks in. Turn to the other and ask, "did you ever get that dead body out of your trunk?"


Go to a lumberyard and ask for some 2X4's. When they ask you how long you want them, say "I want them for a long time. I am building something."

[kaijafon]

You are standing in the elevator with a coworker or friend and a woman walks in. Turn to the other and ask, "did you ever get that dead body out of your trunk?"

I use a similar line at the grocery store when someone brings out my groceries, although one day I DID have a dead body in my trunk. And I said "just put the bags in the back seat, I've a dead body in the trunk" They did not believe me, so I had to show them. Now I've got two dead bodies in my trunk.

LOL! joking, it was a dead raccoon for my research. (it was dried and stuffed)