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  1. 04-28-2012 09:44 PM #1
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    Two Large Woman

    Two Large Woman

    I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....

    I noticed two large women by the bar.

    They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are

    you two ladies from Scotland ?"

    One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

    So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are

    you two whales from Scotland ?"


    That's the last thing I remember...
    "Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food." Hippocrates

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  2. 04-28-2012 09:54 PM #2
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    (laughed till I cried!)
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  3. 04-28-2012 09:58 PM #3
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  4. 05-02-2012 10:07 AM #4
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    Good one!!!
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  5. 05-26-2012 02:34 PM #5
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    Funny!! Thanks.
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    One of my favorite....!!
    “People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both.” --Benjamin Franklin

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  7. 07-14-2012 08:49 PM #7
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    A young couple on their honeymoon were getting ready for bed. The husband took off his undies and tossed them to his new bride, saying " here, put these on"! The bride said"I can't wear these ....they're too big!" The husband said "That's right...I wear the pants in this family!
    The new wife took her panties off and tossed them to her husband saying.." put those on!" The husband replied ."I can't...they're too small...I can't get into them! The new wife replied " That's right!...and that's the way it's going to be untill you change your attitude!

    and that's how the fight started
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