Ole & Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas,mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around a fire. The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?
Ole & Sven reply, "Vell ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of ice and snow and cold. Ve're just happy for the chance to warm up a bit, don 't ya know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops by again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you two feel that?"
Again Ole & Sven reply, "Vell, like ve told you yesterday, ve're from nordern Minnesoda, the land ice and snow and cold. Ve're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit ya know."
This gets the devil a bit steamed and he decides to show these two just who is in charge down here. He cranks up the heat as high as it can go. The rest of the people are screaming and miserable. He stops by to see if his two Minnesota tenants are the same, and is astonished to find them in light jackets and baseball caps, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil says "Everyone down here is in absolute misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!! Why?"
To which Ole & Sven reply, "Vell, ya know ve don't get too many varm days up dere in International Falls, ve just got to have a fish fry vhen the veather is this nice."
This absolutely incenses the devil, he can barely see straight. He finally comes up with a plan to set these two straight. These two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives, so he decides to turn off all the heat. The next morning, the temperature in hell is below zero, icicles are hanging off the ceilings, people are shivering so much that they don't even have the strength to complain. The devil smiles and heads over to check on Ole &Sven. He arrives and finds the two back in their parkas, hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, and giving each other hi-fives. The devil is now quite dumbfounded, "I just don't understand, I turn up the heat and you're happy. Now I turn off the heat, it's freezing and you're still happy. Why?"
Ole & Sven, don't ya know, hell froze over .......dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!!!"
Never bite the hand that feeds you.
It might be your own.
When the chips are down - The Buffalo's empty.
I'm willing to die to protect my Right to Bear Arms.
Are you willing to die to take them away from me?
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