A little old lady went to Fareway to buy cat food. She
picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but Jim says we
cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of
old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that
you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back
to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to
buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we
cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of
old people buy dog food to eat, but Jim wants proof that you are
buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The
cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box
that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and
quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet
*~~~~**Don't mess with old people**.**~~~~*
"Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food." Hippocrates
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